Kakaji: Car se takra kar kabutar
behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use
doctor ke paas le gaya phis
ghar le aaya aur pinjre me
rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh
aaya or bola-
"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car
wala margaya kya."

Kakaji: TV Anchor interviewing a Farmer:
Q: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate ho?
Farmer : Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko...
Farmer : Ghaas...
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi Ghaas hi khilata hu.....
Anchor: Inhain baandhte kidher ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko.....
Farmer : Bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Farmer : Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein......
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Farmer : Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kale ko......
Farmer : Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Farmer : Use bhi pani se.....
Anchor Ghusse se:
Kamine, jab dono ke saath sub-kuchh ek jaisa karta hai tou mujhse baar baar kyu puchhta hai, "Kala ya Safaid?"
Farmer : Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai.......
Anchor: Aur kala?
Farmer : Woh bhi mera hi hai.......!

Kakaji: "Cheeta Cigarette Ka Kash Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki
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Achanak Chuha Wahan Aaya
Aur Bola, Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Diya.
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Aage Hathi Cocaine Le Raha Tha,
Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha,
Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya.
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Aage Sher Whisky Pene Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6 Thappad Mare.
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Hathi Bola: Kyun Maar Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko?
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Sher Bola: Ye Saala Roz gaanja peekar Aise Hi Sabko Puri Raat Jungle Ghumata Hai." Lolz

Kakaji: MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.
Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.
Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.
Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.
Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!
Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.
Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir!

Kakaji: Agar tum 90 bar paap karoge to
45 bar pakde jaoge.
why...
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bcoz sin 90 = cot 45...!!

Kakaji: That awkward moment,
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When you see,
9 year olds in a relationship, while you're still single..

Kakaji: Teacher: Explain About Terrorist..?
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Pappu: Terrorist Is A Tourist,
Who Comes From Other Country
To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country...

Kakaji: Mild Non-Veg:
Dudhwala Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwalahai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai.
Most confusing double meaning joke..
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Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..
Jee le apni zindagi...

Kakaji: Best Slogans.....
1. Sign on a railway station at Patna:
(Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye
to khaana free).
2. Sign on a famous beauty parlor
in Mumbai:
(Don't whistle at the girl going out
from here. She may be your
grandmother).
3. Sign on a bulletin board:
(Success is relative,More the
success, more the relatives).
4. Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu,
Mumbai:
(We need your heads to run our
business).
5. A traffic slogan:
(Don't let your kids drive if they are
not old enough or else they never
will be old).
6. THE BEST ONE BY INDIAN ARMED
FORCES:
(Its God's responsibility to forgive
the terrorist organizations. It's our
responsibility to arrange the
meeting between them & God .

Kakaji: Strange But True Fact...
"Whenever I Give
A lot Of Importance To Someone
In
My Life..,
I Lost My Importance In Their
Life..!!!

Kakaji: people in relationship are busy on Phone in asking
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"Baby kya khaya..."
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meanwhile single's are still Busy in
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"saali Rajaai me Hwaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai".....!!!!!

Kakaji: That Amazing Moment
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When Your Phone Drops From Your Hand..
But,
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The Headphone Saves Its Life...

Kakaji: Mindblowing Truth Of Life :
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"Always Wrong Persons Teach
The Right Lessons Of Life.!

Kakaji: That moment when you get a seat beside a hot girl in public transport..
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Silent outside,dhoom pichak dhoom inside..
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Kakaji: Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha-
Purana Mobile Do Aur New
Mobile Lo,
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Wo Us Address per Geya,
Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
Us Ne Wahan 2 Ladkon Se, Us Ad
K Bary
Mein Pucha...
Unho Ne Gun Nikal K Kaha-
Ye Ad Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha,
Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja
kar Naya Mobile Le.

Kakaji: Maine Aaj tak ,
jitni bhi ladkiyo ko
Propose kiya hai
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kisi
ne 'naa' nahi kaha
..
sabne teen-teen bar ha kaha hai
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"HA HA HA"

Kakaji: pOGO Joke
Married woman returns from honeymoon.
Her frnds-"kaha kaha ghum aai ?
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Woman-"delhi, agra, jammu and manali."
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Frnds-"kya kya dekha ?"
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She- Ceilling Fan !