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Kakaji
2013/09/07 22:47
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana.... Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai ! Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi ! smiley
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Rebellion
2014/02/04 17:55
Kakaji: Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee RahaTha ........ . grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ? . Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1 Meri Or 1 Mere Dost ki... . . Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette Pee Raha Tha... . grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa? . Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa H . Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!!
ye pad k apne ek dost ki yad agayi smiley
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Rebellion
2014/02/04 18:14
Bahut maza aya topic pad kar, Ab chain se so paunga smiley
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Kakaji
2014/02/05 12:27
Congress Congress , Yes People ! Doing Corruption?, No People ! Telling lies?, No People ! Open Your Swiss Account, Ha! Ha! Ha!
Rebellion: Bahut maza aya topic pad kar, Ab chain se so paunga smiley
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S-ALI.RAZA
2014/02/09 09:47
Nice jokes smiley kakaji
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Kakaji
2014/02/13 03:21
Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe hum chahte hai, Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte he Dil tarasta he use pane ko Kya Apka dil nai krta “Dairy Milk” Khaane ko
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Kakaji
2014/02/18 02:26
Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake, you MUST start over or it won't work. This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is moron cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top . . smiley
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Kakaji
2014/02/18 02:51
18+ The real reason women will never be the ones to propose, As soon as she gets on her knees..
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Kakaji
2014/02/22 15:06
What happens when a dwarf runs between a girls legs? He gets a clit around the head and a flap on the face.
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Kakaji
2014/02/22 15:11
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s *3.95 a minute.
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Kakaji
2014/02/23 13:49
18+(bacche na pade) . .. Raju k penis k neeche ki ek goti kaali ho gayi. Doctor : Zehar fail gaya hai. Kaatni padegi Kuch dino baad dusri goti laal ho gayi. Doctor : Zehar zyaada fail gaya hai dusri bhi kaatni padegi. Kuch aur dino baad penis neela ho gaya. Doctor : Agar zinda rehna hai toh penis katwa lo. Aur Doctor ne uski jagah plastic ka penis laga diya.. Kuch dino baad plastic k penis hara ho gaya. DR : Oh ho !! Ab teri bimari samajh aa gai hai. Tera Underwear rang chod rahi hai.. O.o
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HandsomeDon
2014/02/24 02:18
Kakaji: 18+(bacche na pade) . .. Raju k penis k neeche ki ek goti kaali ho gayi. Doctor : Zehar fail gaya hai. Kaatni padegi Kuch dino baad dusri goti laal ho gayi. Doctor : Zehar zyaada fail gaya hai dusri bhi kaatni padegi. Kuch aur dino baad penis neela ho gaya. Doctor : Agar zinda rehna hai toh penis katwa lo. Aur Doctor ne uski jagah plastic ka penis laga diya.. Kuch dino baad plastic k penis hara ho gaya. DR : Oh ho !! Ab teri bimari samajh aa gai hai. Tera Underwear rang chod rahi hai.. O.o
topic redlight zone me move hone wala hai smiley adult type always for redlight zone
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Kakaji
2014/02/24 03:37
smiley sorry,last ke 2-3 hi adult joke hai yar. wese RLZ me hindi allow hai?
HandsomeDon: topic redlight zone me move hone wala hai smiley adult type always for redlight zone
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HandsomeDon
2014/02/24 09:40
Kakaji: smiley sorry,last ke 2-3 hi adult joke hai yar. wese RLZ me hindi allow hai?
tumhara topic kafi achha hai , offline me bi kafi share hota smiley little child always read through google search please edit its adult words with similar other indirect word smiley
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Kakaji
2014/02/24 11:36
oh ok. smiley
HandsomeDon: tumhara topic kafi achha hai , offline me bi kafi share hota smiley little child always read through google search please edit its adult words with similar other indirect word smiley
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Kakaji
2014/03/03 21:16
What is the Indian version of "Are u there" ? . . . . *think* . . . . . . Ans: Mar Gaya kya bc smiley
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Kakaji
2014/03/07 07:16
Dost Ruthe to Rab Ruthe . . Fir Ruthe to Jag Chhute . . Agr Fir Ruthe to DIL toote . . . . . Aur Agr Fir Ruthe to, . . . . . . . . . . . . . Utaar Chappal Maar Saale Ko Jab Tak Chappal Na toote!! smiley
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Kakaji
2014/03/09 09:09
If BILL GATES stops his Business & starts spending his Money by 1 Crore/day, . . . . . . He will need 735 Yrs to spend it.. But He is still working.. . . . . . . . . MORAL: Pagal hai saala ..
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Kakaji
2014/03/18 04:13
Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BecauSe ! They Know that Some where-, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them. right m i..?
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wajdan
2014/03/18 17:03
hahahaha nice
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wajdan
2014/03/18 17:03
so funny
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