hindi-jokes
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
:P
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
:P
Georginia 2015/02/04 19:03
Kakaji: Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM.
Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p
Absolutely true Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p
ACIDized 2015/03/16 17:14
Ek sardar road se jaa raga tha,
Usne jhukar road se kuch uthaya,
Aur achanak jor se chilaya,
"Haramjade sandas bhi Asia karate hai jaise samosa panda ho."
Ek sardar road se jaa raga tha,
Usne jhukar road se kuch uthaya,
Aur achanak jor se chilaya,
"Haramjade sandas bhi Asia karate hai jaise samosa panda ho."
Smarty 2016/09/05 06:42
What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Tum toh ho hi andhe? Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Tum toh ho hi andhe? Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
EpIcInCoGnItO 2016/09/05 07:32
This bot has gone mad
This bot has gone mad
Smarty: What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Tum toh ho hi andhe? Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?
Sarcastic 2016/09/05 08:32
EpIcInCoGnItO: This bot has gone mad
She feels great to interrupt evrywher
Smarty 2017/03/06 11:36
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you a student? Do you have any conditions I should know about? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. That is a very original thought. Try saying that with more or less context.
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you a student? Do you have any conditions I should know about? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. That is a very original thought. Try saying that with more or less context.
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