hindi-jokes
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
:P
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
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Kakaji 2013/12/13 08:00
I saw Her on Facebook, i Added Her
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I saw her Outside, i Deleted Her..
I saw Her on Facebook, i Added Her
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I saw her Outside, i Deleted Her..
Kakaji 2013/12/13 08:00
Legal Voting age for Boys: 18 years
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Legal Marrying age for Boys : 21 years...
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What does this mean?
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You need more experience to Handle a girl than a country..
Legal Voting age for Boys: 18 years
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Legal Marrying age for Boys : 21 years...
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What does this mean?
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You need more experience to Handle a girl than a country..
Kakaji 2013/12/16 17:25
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal
aata hai...
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Agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me
guzar jati toh...
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HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti...
Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal
aata hai...
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Agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me
guzar jati toh...
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HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti...
Kakaji 2013/12/20 16:32
What do you call a santa claus with no gifts??...
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..Ghanta Claus
What do you call a santa claus with no gifts??...
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..Ghanta Claus
Kakaji 2013/12/20 16:36
Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Aur
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill
Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Aur
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill
Kakaji 2013/12/25 10:00
That Amazing Moment
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When Your Phone Drops From Your Hand..
But,
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The Headphone Saves Its Life...
That Amazing Moment
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When Your Phone Drops From Your Hand..
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The Headphone Saves Its Life...
Kakaji 2013/12/25 18:56
Papa:" Beti 12th ke baad tum kya karogi tum.. ??
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BETI:" PAPA BBA karungi..
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PAPA:" What is "BBA" ??
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BETI:" Boyfriend ki Bike par Aish..
Papa:" Beti 12th ke baad tum kya karogi tum.. ??
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BETI:" PAPA BBA karungi..
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PAPA:" What is "BBA" ??
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BETI:" Boyfriend ki Bike par Aish..
Kakaji 2013/12/26 13:14
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
Can a woman make you a millionaire?
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Yes! If you are a billionaire. .!!
Kakaji 2013/12/29 01:13
Welcome to The Planet Earth
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1) Where SEX is free & LOVE is
costly.
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2) Where loosing a PHONE is more
painful than loosing your
VIRGINITY.
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3) Where if don't CHEAT on
partner,you're not SHARP and
SMART.
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4) Where BATHROOMS have
become a Photo STUDIO.
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5) Where getting a Galaxy phone
is greater than achieving a Bsc.
DEGREE.
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6) Where Facebook boys have
brighter future than GRADUATES..
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7) Where temples are turned into
dating point Where worshiping
God is difficult
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9) Where is better to lose our
families only to please the devil
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10) Where lies are turned into
reality
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11) Where now a days girls fear
for pregnancy more than HIV
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12) Where pizza delivery z faster
than an emergency response
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13) Where people fear of thieves
and robbers than fear God the
Savior....
Welcome to The Planet Earth
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1) Where SEX is free & LOVE is
costly.
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2) Where loosing a PHONE is more
painful than loosing your
VIRGINITY.
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3) Where if don't CHEAT on
partner,you're not SHARP and
SMART.
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4) Where BATHROOMS have
become a Photo STUDIO.
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5) Where getting a Galaxy phone
is greater than achieving a Bsc.
DEGREE.
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6) Where Facebook boys have
brighter future than GRADUATES..
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7) Where temples are turned into
dating point Where worshiping
God is difficult
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9) Where is better to lose our
families only to please the devil
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10) Where lies are turned into
reality
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11) Where now a days girls fear
for pregnancy more than HIV
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12) Where pizza delivery z faster
than an emergency response
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13) Where people fear of thieves
and robbers than fear God the
Savior....
Kakaji 2013/12/31 11:11
Biscuit wale ka love letter:
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Dear Marie,
today is good day,
U have krack-jacked my little heart,
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Now i am in 50-50 Position,
Piz don't play hide & seek,
Tumhara Tiger..
Biscuit wale ka love letter:
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Dear Marie,
today is good day,
U have krack-jacked my little heart,
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Now i am in 50-50 Position,
Piz don't play hide & seek,
Tumhara Tiger..
Kakaji 2013/12/31 11:13
Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!
Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!
Kakaji 2014/01/01 18:53
Gabbar : Are O Sambha kitne aadmi
the?
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Sambha : Pata nahi sarkar
mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha..!!
Gabbar : Are O Sambha kitne aadmi
the?
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Sambha : Pata nahi sarkar
mai to Ladkiya dekh raha tha..!!
Kakaji 2014/01/01 18:54
Boy:
.Breakfast me kya liya?
girl:
Sandwich
Boy:
..Jhoot.. Mooli ke parathe khaye hain na?
Girl:
How do u know?
Boy:
LIPS can lie....
but HIPS don't lie.:-
samajhe to thokooooo......
Boy:
.Breakfast me kya liya?
girl:
Sandwich
Boy:
..Jhoot.. Mooli ke parathe khaye hain na?
Girl:
How do u know?
Boy:
LIPS can lie....
but HIPS don't lie.:-
samajhe to thokooooo......
Kakaji 2014/01/03 20:29
'Happy New Year' - I commented on her facebook status
She - Same to you.
then I edited my comment to 'I LOVE YOU'
*Happiest moment in 2014 for me*
'Happy New Year' - I commented on her facebook status
She - Same to you.
then I edited my comment to 'I LOVE YOU'
*Happiest moment in 2014 for me*
Kakaji 2014/01/04 14:59
Zamana Aaj Kaha Se Kaha Pahoch Gaya He..
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3G
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4G
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5G
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Magar Jetha Lal Ek Hi Jagah Pe Atka Hua Hai...
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Babita G.
Zamana Aaj Kaha Se Kaha Pahoch Gaya He..
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3G
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5G
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Magar Jetha Lal Ek Hi Jagah Pe Atka Hua Hai...
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Babita G.
Kakaji 2014/01/04 15:03
PJ ka baap...
A potato was interrogated by police...
After three hours of torture he broke down and said-
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Main batata hoon...
Main batata hoon!
And the saaga continues..
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A Banana was also interrogated & tortured by the police..
After several hours he too broke down & said-
Ho mich kela....
Ho mich kelaaa!!
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One more similar story-
Wheat was arrested under Section 377, was also interrogated & tortured by the police..
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He too confessed-
Haan saab main gay hu....
Haan saab main gay hu!!!
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Do you know about the peacock who got arrested???
It died during police interrogation.
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Now he is no MOR....
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Bandar yeh sab sun kar itna disturb ho gaya..
He went to the Himalayas for monkey shanti.!!
PJ ka baap...
A potato was interrogated by police...
After three hours of torture he broke down and said-
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Main batata hoon...
Main batata hoon!
And the saaga continues..
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A Banana was also interrogated & tortured by the police..
After several hours he too broke down & said-
Ho mich kela....
Ho mich kelaaa!!
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One more similar story-
Wheat was arrested under Section 377, was also interrogated & tortured by the police..
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He too confessed-
Haan saab main gay hu....
Haan saab main gay hu!!!
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Do you know about the peacock who got arrested???
It died during police interrogation.
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Now he is no MOR....
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Bandar yeh sab sun kar itna disturb ho gaya..
He went to the Himalayas for monkey shanti.!!
Kakaji 2014/01/05 21:02
People in relationship are busy on Phone in asking
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"Baby kya khaya..."
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meanwhile single's are still Busy in
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"saali Rajaai me Hwaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai".....!!!!!
People in relationship are busy on Phone in asking
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"Baby kya khaya..."
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meanwhile single's are still Busy in
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"saali Rajaai me Hwaa Ghus khaa se rahi hai".....!!!!!
Kakaji 2014/01/06 18:57
Fastest marriage proposal
agreement:-
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Boy- 'Khana Banana' ata hai? ?
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Girl -
Nahi par... 'BANANA Khana' ata hai... .
And they get married...
Fastest marriage proposal
agreement:-
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Boy- 'Khana Banana' ata hai? ?
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Girl -
Nahi par... 'BANANA Khana' ata hai... .
And they get married...
Kakaji 2014/01/06 19:31
Engineering is not just a degree,
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It teaches you
how to live life like a WARRIOR....
Engineering is not just a degree,
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It teaches you
how to live life like a WARRIOR....
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