hindi-jokes by Kakaji 2013/09/07 22:47
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
:P
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
:P
Leo_ 2013/09/29 08:17
Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!! -rofl- -hahaha-
Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!! -rofl- -hahaha-
Leo_ 2013/09/29 08:19
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe
nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla... .lol.
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe
nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla... .lol.
Leo_ 2013/09/29 08:21
An EGYPTIAN girl asked an
INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY... Jis jis ko samajh aya thoko like...
An EGYPTIAN girl asked an
INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY... Jis jis ko samajh aya thoko like...
Leo_ 2013/09/29 13:30
Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah
msg sabko sunao...
Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
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Jawaab meri baat ka.
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
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Rom-Rom jazbat ka.
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand
nahi,
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Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se
daalo,
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Balon mein phool gulab ka?
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
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Intezaar uske jawab ka.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha
ke usne pakad liya,
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Guldasta Gulabon ka.
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe
se karo,
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Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai
jab andar jata hai,
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Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka...
Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah
msg sabko sunao...
Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
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Jawaab meri baat ka.
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
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Rom-Rom jazbat ka.
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand
nahi,
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Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se
daalo,
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Balon mein phool gulab ka?
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
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Intezaar uske jawab ka.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha
ke usne pakad liya,
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Guldasta Gulabon ka.
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe
se karo,
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Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai
jab andar jata hai,
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Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka...
Leo_ 2013/09/29 13:33
Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare
aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko SALAAM...
Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare
aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko SALAAM...
Leo_ 2013/09/29 13:36
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh
mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad... -rofl-
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh
mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad... -rofl-
Leo_ 2013/09/29 13:46
Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem
mein kya fark hai?
Student: Aap mast item hai ye
hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap
ka weham hai...
Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem
mein kya fark hai?
Student: Aap mast item hai ye
hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap
ka weham hai...
Leo_ 2013/09/29 14:03
Dabaao na aur jorse,
esa karo mera blause nikldo,
meri sari bhi,
ab dabao
thoda zorse,
tumhara pant bhi nikldo,
dekho ho gayi na
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suitcase
bandh!!..
1bar firse aapka soch ko SALAAM...
Dabaao na aur jorse,
esa karo mera blause nikldo,
meri sari bhi,
ab dabao
thoda zorse,
tumhara pant bhi nikldo,
dekho ho gayi na
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suitcase
bandh!!..
1bar firse aapka soch ko SALAAM...
Kakaji 2013/10/01 23:09
Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha,
logo ne pucha:
" kya hua santa..???
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Santa bola:
" meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai,
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Logo ne pucha:
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" kyu kyahua..???
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Santa bola:
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" yaar mere dost mobile pe baat karte hai,
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jis se bhi pucho:
" kis se baat kar rahe ho..???
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sab bolte hein:"
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"TERI BHABHI SE.....
Santa apni bhabhi ko bahut maar raha tha,
logo ne pucha:
" kya hua santa..???
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Santa bola:
" meri bhabhi acchi aurat nahi hai,
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Logo ne pucha:
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" kyu kyahua..???
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Santa bola:
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" yaar mere dost mobile pe baat karte hai,
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jis se bhi pucho:
" kis se baat kar rahe ho..???
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sab bolte hein:"
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"TERI BHABHI SE.....
Kakaji 2013/10/03 08:10
Santa : Bahar Kyon Betha Hai?
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Banta: Marriage Anniversary Hai...
Wife Ko Chain Gift Di thi
Wife Ne Bahar Nikaal Diya ...
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Santa: Kyon, chain Chandi Ki thi Kya?
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Banta: Nahi , Cycle Ki ............
Santa : Bahar Kyon Betha Hai?
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Banta: Marriage Anniversary Hai...
Wife Ko Chain Gift Di thi
Wife Ne Bahar Nikaal Diya ...
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Santa: Kyon, chain Chandi Ki thi Kya?
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Banta: Nahi , Cycle Ki ............
Kakaji 2013/10/03 16:18
.Raat ko 12 bje ladki ne boyfrnd ko call kiya or kaha,
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..mere ghar par koi nhi h,.
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boyfrnd uske ghar gya or sachmuch koi nhi tha,........
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taala laga tha.
.Raat ko 12 bje ladki ne boyfrnd ko call kiya or kaha,
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..mere ghar par koi nhi h,.
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boyfrnd uske ghar gya or sachmuch koi nhi tha,........
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taala laga tha.
Kakaji 2013/10/05 06:36
[b] Newton was so silly...
Ek Apple zameen pe gira to
Gravity ka khyaal aaya.
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25 Saalo se SUSU karta tha
to kya wo Aasman me jata tha ?? [/b]
[b] Newton was so silly...
Ek Apple zameen pe gira to
Gravity ka khyaal aaya.
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25 Saalo se SUSU karta tha
to kya wo Aasman me jata tha ?? [/b]
Kakaji 2013/10/05 06:45
Every student gEts opportunity to enjoy their student life..
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But some misS those beautiful moments..
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Those sTupid people are knwn as
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TOPPERS
Every student gEts opportunity to enjoy their student life..
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But some misS those beautiful moments..
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Those sTupid people are knwn as
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TOPPERS
Kakaji 2013/10/08 20:03
Teacher :- ''what is 1+1 ?''
Children : ''8"
Teacher : "correct" what is 2+5 ?
Children : "14"
Teacher :- "correct"
Teacher :- "what is 4+6 ?
Children :"20
Teacher :- "correct, Who is the president of nigeria ?
Children : Olamide
Teacher : Correct, Who is the president of America ?
Children : Tiwa Savage
Teacher : Correct
Teacher :- Good it's gonna Remain like that until government increases my salary!
Teacher :- ''what is 1+1 ?''
Children : ''8"
Teacher : "correct" what is 2+5 ?
Children : "14"
Teacher :- "correct"
Teacher :- "what is 4+6 ?
Children :"20
Teacher :- "correct, Who is the president of nigeria ?
Children : Olamide
Teacher : Correct, Who is the president of America ?
Children : Tiwa Savage
Teacher : Correct
Teacher :- Good it's gonna Remain like that until government increases my salary!
Kakaji 2013/10/08 20:04
Newton, Einstein, Thomas ka favourite song
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Baithe baithe kya karein
karna he kuch kaam
Chalo banaye formula
aur kare bacho ka jeena haraam
Newton, Einstein, Thomas ka favourite song
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Baithe baithe kya karein
karna he kuch kaam
Chalo banaye formula
aur kare bacho ka jeena haraam
Kakaji 2013/10/08 20:09
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN --------
ULTIMATE COLLECTION !!
Agar aap gym mein Itna workout
karte hain ki aapki chest aapki
girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh
ronnie coleman ki kasam AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
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ladki k chakkar me suicide karne
walo...saare brahmand ki nazron
me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE
HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9
dosto ko forward krke ye sochna
ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega,
kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki
recharge p recharge karaye ja rhe
hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS
CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh
baat maan lete hai ki wo
JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat
kar rhi the isleye balance khatm
hogyaa ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
agar aap software install karte
vakht Next-next click kar k bin
dekhe add-ons install karte hain,
toh ask tool bar ke search box
me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw
tusshar kapoor today- best day of
my life!!" type status lagane wale,
kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam,
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe
"halkat jawaani" gaana bajaake
naachne walo, Aap Chutiye Hain
--------------- -------------- --
Non-veg and shraab tuesdays &
thursdays ko naa kha-Peeke agar
aap sochte hai ke bhagvan apse
khush ho jayenge to kasam KFC
ke full Fried chicken bucket ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
agar apne dosto ko chhor ke aap
24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse
rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke
hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
AND THE ULTIMATE ONE !!!
Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone
lete ho aur *1cost ki wajah se
Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to
China mobile use karne wale bhi
kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
Itna Fadu mesaage padne k baad b
agar share ni kara
to kasam whatsapp ki
AAP ............. ... ;
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN --------
ULTIMATE COLLECTION !!
Agar aap gym mein Itna workout
karte hain ki aapki chest aapki
girlfriend se badi dikhti hai toh
ronnie coleman ki kasam AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
ladki k chakkar me suicide karne
walo...saare brahmand ki nazron
me aap aashiq nahi AAP CHUTIYE
HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
Kisi Marketing SMS ko apne 9
dosto ko forward krke ye sochna
ki apko 51.42 ka talktime milega,
kasam Bharti mittal ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
agar aap apni Saheli (girlfriend) ki
recharge p recharge karaye ja rhe
hai par fir bhe wo aapko MISS
CALL hi karti hai aur aap uske yeh
baat maan lete hai ki wo
JALANDHAR WALE BUA se baat
kar rhi the isleye balance khatm
hogyaa ,,,
to kasam Vodafone ke zoozoo ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
agar aap software install karte
vakht Next-next click kar k bin
dekhe add-ons install karte hain,
toh ask tool bar ke search box
me aapke liye likha hoga ki AAP
CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
Mumbai me rehkar "OMG I saw
tusshar kapoor today- best day of
my life!!" type status lagane wale,
kasam uspe aye 5 likes ki kasam,
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
Ganesh sthaapna ke mauke pe
"halkat jawaani" gaana bajaake
naachne walo, Aap Chutiye Hain
--------------- -------------- --
Non-veg and shraab tuesdays &
thursdays ko naa kha-Peeke agar
aap sochte hai ke bhagvan apse
khush ho jayenge to kasam KFC
ke full Fried chicken bucket ki
AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
agar apne dosto ko chhor ke aap
24 ghante ladkiyo mein ghuse
rehte hein toh aap Cocktail ke
hero nahi, AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
--------------- -------------- --
AND THE ULTIMATE ONE !!!
Agar aap Sab Se Costly i-phone
lete ho aur *1cost ki wajah se
Whatsapp install nahi karte ho to
China mobile use karne wale bhi
kahenge ki AAP CHUTIYE HAIN
Itna Fadu mesaage padne k baad b
agar share ni kara
to kasam whatsapp ki
AAP ............. ... ;
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