hindi-jokes
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
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Teacher To Alok Nath : -
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Wo Kya Hai Jo COW K Paas Chaar
Aur Mere pas Do Hai ??
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Alok Nath :- " MADAM LEGS,
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo Tumhare
PANT Me Hai Aur Mere PATICOAT
Me Nahi..
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Alok Nath :- " POCKET
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo Din Me Lene
K Bajay RAAT Ko BISTAR Par Lete
Hai,
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Alok Nath :- " NEEND
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo LADKI 1st
Time Karwane Par Jor Se Chillati Hai,
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Alok Nath :- " KAAN Me CHHED,
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jiske AAdha
Jane Par DARD Hota Hai Par Pura
Jane Par Accha Lagta Hai,
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Alok Nath :- " HATHO Me KANGAN
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jiske Paas Ho
to HAATH Me Pakad Kar Hilata Hai,
Aur
Jiske Paas Na Ho To UNGLI Daal K
Hilata Hai,
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Alok Nath :- "TOOTH BRUSH"
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Ye Hote Hai Sanskaar....
Alok Nath ne ek baar IIT ka exam diya.
Now that exam is called IIT JEE
Q. What would Alok Nath say in a Thumbs Up ad?
A. Aaj kuch sanskari kartein hain.
Alok Nath removed his slippers before he plays Temple Run.
Alok Nath sends Samdhan requests instead of Friend requests.
WIFE: What would you do if i died? Would you get married again?
Husband: No…
Wife- Why not? Don’t you like being married?
Husband: Of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
Husband: Ok, ok, i’d get married again…
Wife: Would you live in our house with your new Wife…?
Husband: Yes, it’s a great house.
Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?
Husband: Yes, its almost new, dear .
Wife: Would you give her my jewelry?
Husband: No.. I am sure she would want her own..
Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?
Husband: No, her size is ’5′
Wife: –silence-
Husband: ‘shiiit’…!!!
Mild Non-Veg:
Dudhwala Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwalahai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta hai.
Most confusing double meaning joke..
:
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka Award mila hay!
DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena.
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Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..
Jee le apni zindagi...
Lips -Start of sex.
Nipples -Bite of Sex.
Boobs ..-Shape of sex.
Penis ..-Length .. of sex.
Pusy ..-Depth of sex.
Ass -Back door .. entry of sex.
Nudity-Invitation of sex.
F%*k-Xperience of sex.
Suck-Taste of sex.
Masturbation -Substitute of sex.
Condom- Safety of sex.
Sperm - Cream of sex.
Ejaculation ..- End of sex.
Prostitute - Machine of sex.
Marriage ..- License .. of sex.
Periods- Having Rest from sex.
Pregnancy- Proof of sex.
Child ..- Result of Sex.
HAVE A SEXY Winter
Best Slogans.....
1. Sign on a railway station at Patna:
(Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye
to khaana free).
2. Sign on a famous beauty parlor
in Mumbai:
(Don't whistle at the girl going out
from here. She may be your
grandmother).
3. Sign on a bulletin board:
(Success is relative,More the
success, more the relatives).
4. Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu,
Mumbai:
(We need your heads to run our
business).
5. A traffic slogan:
(Don't let your kids drive if they are
not old enough or else they never
will be old).
6. THE BEST ONE BY INDIAN ARMED
FORCES:
(Its God's responsibility to forgive
the terrorist organizations. It's our
responsibility to arrange the
meeting between them & God .
