hindi-jokes
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Kakaji
Sep 7, 2013 22:47
Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana....
Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai !
Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi !
sahadev
Oct 22, 2013 14:59chela:baba jhooth bolna kya hai? guru:jhuth bolna boyfriend ke liye art hai aur husbands ke liye shanti se jine ka rasta hai.
sahadev
Oct 22, 2013 15:07pahla dost(dusre ko):tere 40 dant tod doonga. tisra dost bola: 40 dant? pahla bola:pata tha tu bich me bolega isliye 8 tere bhi jod liye the.
Kakaji
Oct 24, 2013 14:54When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???
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: Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will
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Meaaaoooon....
-LILY-
Oct 24, 2013 15:20very good kakuji 
Kakaji
Oct 25, 2013 10:40
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Kakaji
Nov 2, 2013 06:02Wife (seeing stars) - Btao wo kaun si chiz hai,
jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi
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Husband - Nahi mai nahi btaunga.
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Wife (smiling) - Nahi batao na plz.
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Husband - Tera muh ... 
Kakaji
Nov 4, 2013 05:35Upar waale Ki Leela To Dekho, Sharab Bechne Wale Ko Kahi Nahi Jana Padhta,
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Lekin.... Doodh Bechne Wale Ko Gali-Gali Jana Padta Hai.
Kakaji
Nov 11, 2013 20:47That moment when you get a seat beside a hot girl in public transport..
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Silent outside,dhoom pichak dhoom inside..
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Aman.Rana
Nov 21, 2013 16:16wow lol lol
Aman.Rana
Nov 21, 2013 16:17wow very funnnny hindi joke
Kakaji
Nov 27, 2013 20:10Miss: Batao Bacho! Hansne Ka Opposite Word Kia Ho Ga?
Girl:'SEX'
Miss Gusey Se: Kese?
Girl: Hansna Hota Hai
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Aur Sex Hota Hai
aH aH aH aH !!!
Kakaji
Dec 2, 2013 16:31True love is when,,
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he has a scooter
and she agrees for a ride on it..
Kakaji
Dec 2, 2013 17:04Shahrukh khan : I m hottest.
Media: shahrukh khan says Salman Khan is not
hot, Hrithik Roshan is not good looking and Amir
Khan is bad actor..
Kakaji
Dec 2, 2013 21:32She: kya kr rahe ho??
Me:
Engineering
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She: 4saal baad
kya karoge ??
**BLOCKED HER**
Kakaji
Dec 3, 2013 17:37Mindblowing Truth Of Life :
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"Always Wrong Persons Teach
The Right Lessons Of Life.!
Kakaji
Dec 4, 2013 14:05Heights of kaminipanti...
Boyfrnd: Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar Khud Kushi' kr Rha hun
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Girlfrnd- Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.
1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi!
Kakaji
Dec 5, 2013 05:54Don't Worry That U Tried To Be Einstein And Failed
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If Einstein Had Tried To Be U, He'd Have Failed Too.!!
Kakaji
Dec 5, 2013 15:48A Lady Comes To A Fruit Wala
Lady: “Hey Fruit Wale Bhaiya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.”
Fruitwala Shocked: “O Meri Maa Ye Potatoes Fever Kya Hota Hai?”
Lady: “O Maaye Gaad, You Dan’t Know Potatoes Fever.”
Fruitwala: “Bhen Ji Chahiye Kya Aapko?”
Lady: “You Literacy Pupil, Potatoes Fever Matlab ‘Aaloo Bukhara‘.“
Kakaji
Dec 5, 2013 19:34If 'muuaah' is a Kiss..
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'Kalmuuaah' is a promise to kiss tomorrow...!!
No Claps plzzz...!!!-)
HandsomeDon
Dec 6, 2013 03:06nice jokes
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