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Kakaji · Sep 7, 2013 22:47 191 532

Kakaji OP

Sep 7, 2013 22:47

Wife: Zara kitchen se namak lete aana.... Husband: Yahan toh koi namak nahin hai ! Wife: Mujhe pata tha! Tum toh ho hi andhe! Kaamchor ho ! Bas bahane banate ho ! Tumhe nahin milega. Iss liye, pehle hi le aayi thi ! smiley

191 replies

Georginia

Feb 4, 2015 19:03

Kakaji: Atal & Modi proved that if there is no disturbance from wife in life even a chai walla or a poet can become a PM. Sonia, Mamta,mayawati & Jaylalita have proved that if there is no husband to disturb; a woman can disturb a Nation of billion people :p

Absolutely true smiley

Georginia

Feb 4, 2015 19:06

Kakaji: Boy: Tum toh meri chaand ho, Jaanu. Girl: Aur tum mere Edwin Aldrin. Boy: Iska matlab? Girl: Chaand par chadhne wala doosra aadmi! smiley

GhAyAl

Feb 27, 2015 18:28

mast pjs hai

bad-apple

Mar 9, 2015 15:36

Hilarious kakaji

ABHIRAJ

Mar 10, 2015 09:15

Kakaji: Mom: Why R U pregnant? Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life" Mom: Tell me who is he? Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

. Omg..

ACIDized

Mar 16, 2015 17:14

Ek sardar road se jaa raga tha, Usne jhukar road se kuch uthaya, Aur achanak jor se chilaya, "Haramjade sandas bhi Asia karate hai jaise samosa panda ho."

Smarty

Sep 5, 2016 06:42

What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Tum toh ho hi andhe? Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?

EpIcInCoGnItO

Sep 5, 2016 07:32

This bot has gone mad smiley

Smarty: What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? I've lost the context, . Are we still on Tum toh ho hi andhe? Is that your final answer? What are you wearing? What kind of fashion do you like?

Sarcastic

Sep 5, 2016 08:32

EpIcInCoGnItO: This bot has gone mad smiley

She feels great to interrupt evrywher

EpIcInCoGnItO

Sep 5, 2016 14:52

She?

Sarcastic: She feels great to interrupt evrywher

Smarty

Mar 6, 2017 11:36

By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Are you a student? Do you have any conditions I should know about? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. That is a very original thought. Try saying that with more or less context.