Funny definitions
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bad-apple
2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
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Trax
2013/06/05 05:47
smiley smiley one..... smiley
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Crownstar
2013/09/19 11:34
*MINUTE*to know how long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are standing
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_ShAnE_StArK_
2013/09/19 11:41
nice...buddy keep it up..smiley
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The_Torpid
2013/09/19 11:46
Killer Definitions.....Roll on... smiley smiley smiley
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Crownstar
2013/10/25 17:38
i really enjoyed my stay here, it's nice meeting this topic
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S-ALI.RAZA
2013/12/29 00:35
smiley ?
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S-ALI.RAZA
2014/01/26 03:46
smiley haha
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Na1m
2014/06/05 01:33
If Money Is Started To Grow On Trees... . . . Then Guess What??? . . . . Every Girl Wil Ready 2 Marry With Monkey.....smileysmiley the monkey will gave her money on the tree .. Strange But True.... smiley
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_ShAnE_StArK_
2014/06/29 09:28
superb......smiley
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0_o
2014/11/17 15:27
bad-apple: DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.
Lets rhyme, DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills..
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BluFallon
2015/08/24 12:58
smiley smiley
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Georginia
2015/09/04 12:39
Superb defination smiley
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Georginia
2015/09/12 10:29
I love the defination of divorce future tense of marriage smiley nice defination
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D.cole
2015/12/09 15:31
Wow!so wonderful
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2016/03/20 15:38
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NAGIBU
2016/06/17 14:59
de-mino massive
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THE_SPEAR_KING
2016/10/11 14:17
Smaty - defination plz smiley
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Bumpex
2016/10/14 02:27
Someons replyes are so hmN a t u r a l l y
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Bumpex
2018/05/04 17:54
Iñteresting.what about you.
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Bumpex
2019/01/13 01:23
thanks for waching,see a smile.talking,..smileytoots,places,*...
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