Funny definitions

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bad-apple

2009/03/05 06:36

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

Isaac4whajus

2010/08/02 20:54

You are really very funny.

Isaac4whajus

2010/08/02 21:37

OPPORTUNITY COST Opportunity cost is the cost to know your father and your mother at any given period of time.

Isaac4whajus

2010/08/02 21:44

The full meaning of P.D.P. Is Problem Distributing Party.

nangwang

2010/08/04 21:22

PHCN=Please Hold Candle Nearby

Boluwaji

2010/08/08 08:14

bad-apple: CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight! OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

that gud BAD APPLE;a fruth which is been eaten 4rm the anus to the head