Funny definitions

300 replies

bad-apple

2009/03/05 06:36

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

PinkCandyFloss

2011/11/01 01:26

SONG.....poem with rythm

TemPEST

2011/11/09 22:21

Hmm what cn i say,the mood of it is okay than better

Rapho1

2011/11/15 07:36

Whats the difference btwn a good lawyer and a great lawyer? a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

milly

2011/11/15 10:00

Dude.....u've made my day!

yasmine

2011/12/22 00:49

nice...lol

Ahsan_khan

2012/01/18 10:38

Marriage:marriage is a lotery in which husbnd alwayz losez smiley

Gustydude

2012/02/04 09:02

This is nice

Shanna

2012/02/06 12:24

SCHOOL a place where dad pays wyl child plays

Bettle

2012/02/11 21:44

Thats a Cracker!

Shanna

2012/02/13 20:00

Rapho1: Whats the difference btwn a good lawyer and a great lawyer? a good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge.

haha. . .wicked. .

KingFISHER

2012/03/13 02:41

Big boss he tell u thinking bout sumthing important whn he caught by u that he is actually sleeping by put head 1d desk.

J_Dz

2012/03/21 22:15

Dis kul, lOLzIc

Trax

2012/03/25 09:08

good definations u all write,i like it.

Hylwahty

2012/04/08 18:16

Nycstaff...creativity

Joyce

2012/04/27 16:02

MEN:mistake entourage 2 neon. HUSBAND:heinious,unworthy selfish,betrayers,antagonitst,nonchalant and depressed

Lil wayne

2012/06/19 18:22

Love someone who is attracted 2 some one spirtually or physicaly. Hate someone who has optimus felling 4 some one. Misunderstanding a disagreement or agiument b/w 2 persons or animals. Easy virtue something or someone that easily a comesby.

Lil wayne

2012/06/19 18:45

CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.