chela:baba jhooth bolna kya hai? guru:jhuth bolna boyfriend ke liye art hai aur husbands ke liye shanti se jine ka rasta hai.

pahla dost(dusre ko):tere 40 dant tod doonga. tisra dost bola: 40 dant? pahla bola:pata tha tu bich me bolega isliye 8 tere bhi jod liye the.

When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???
:
:
:
: :
:
:
:
:
: :
:
:
:
;
: Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will
only say....
Meaaaoooon....

very good kakuji
-hahaha-

.

Wife (seeing stars) - Btao wo kaun si chiz hai,
jo tum roz dekh sakte ho par tod nahi
sakte.?
.
.
.
.
Husband - Nahi mai nahi btaunga.
.
.
.
.
Wife (smiling) - Nahi batao na plz.
.
.
.
.
.
Husband - Tera muh ...

Upar waale Ki Leela To Dekho, Sharab Bechne Wale Ko Kahi Nahi Jana Padhta,
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. .
Lekin.... Doodh Bechne Wale Ko Gali-Gali Jana Padta Hai.
(yes)

That moment when you get a seat beside a hot girl in public transport..
..
.
.
.
Silent outside,dhoom pichak dhoom inside..
.
.

wow lol lol

wow very funnnny hindi joke

Miss: Batao Bacho! Hansne Ka Opposite Word Kia Ho Ga?
Girl:'SEX'
Miss Gusey Se: Kese?
Girl: Hansna Hota Hai
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Aur Sex Hota Hai
aH aH aH aH !!!

True love is when,,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
,
he has a scooter
and she agrees for a ride on it..

Shahrukh khan : I m hottest.
Media: shahrukh khan says Salman Khan is not
hot, Hrithik Roshan is not good looking and Amir
Khan is bad actor..

She: kya kr rahe ho??
Me:
Engineering
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
She: 4saal baad
kya karoge ??
**BLOCKED HER**

Mindblowing Truth Of Life :
..
.
.
.
. .
.
.
.
..
. .
.
.
"Always Wrong Persons Teach
The Right Lessons Of Life.!

Heights of kaminipanti...
Boyfrnd: Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar Khud Kushi' kr Rha hun
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Girlfrnd- Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.
1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
.
.
.
.
13ve pe Kya Pehnungi!

Don't Worry That U Tried To Be Einstein And Failed
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
If Einstein Had Tried To Be U, He'd Have Failed Too.!!

A Lady Comes To A Fruit Wala
Lady: “Hey Fruit Wale Bhaiya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.”
Fruitwala Shocked: “O Meri Maa Ye Potatoes Fever Kya Hota Hai?”
Lady: “O Maaye Gaad, You Dan’t Know Potatoes Fever.”
Fruitwala: “Bhen Ji Chahiye Kya Aapko?”
Lady: “You Literacy Pupil, Potatoes Fever Matlab ‘Aaloo Bukhara‘.“

If 'muuaah' is a Kiss..
Then...
.
.
.
.
.
.
'Kalmuuaah' is a promise to kiss tomorrow...!!
No Claps plzzz...!!!-)

nice jokes -hahaha-