What is a biggest lie ever said?
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Zeenat Amaan in a bikini asks,
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"Kya dekhte ho"?
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And Feroz Khan replies,
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."Surat tumhari".

1 girl had bunked the lecture and
moving around in college..
one profeser asked her: ye kya?
Period me ghumna?
Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!

Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife..!
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Girl : Ohhh..! What's Your Wife's Name..?
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Boy : I'm Not Married Yet..!!
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Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose..!!

Inspector to Santaaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
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Santa:Mere pair upar aur sier neeche kar k faansi de do!!!

Ek Engineer 2 Cigarettes Pee
RahaTha ........
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grl : 2 Cigarette Q Pee Rahe Ho ?
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Engineer : Dost ki Yad Aa Rahi He, 1
Meri Or 1 Mere
Dost ki...
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Kuch Din Baad Engineer 1 Cigarette
Pee Raha Tha...
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grl : Dost ko Bhool Gaye kYa?
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Engineer : Nhi BewaKoof, Mene Cigarette Peena chor diYa
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Ab Sirf DosT ki Pee Rha Hu !!!

Husband roz ki tarah subhaa walk
pe gaya
to dekha bahar tez baarish ho rahi
thi...
woh turant wapas aa gaya aur
chhaddar
mein ghuss kar biwi se chipak
gaya aur
bolaa "bahar bahut baarish ho rahi
hai!!"
Biwi (neend mein) "phir bhi woh
chutiya
walk pe gaya hai... .lol.

Tragedy of MARRIED Men...
Biwi jeene nahi deti
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Aur
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Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh rakh ke Marne bhi nahi deti.

POGO Joke
Married woman returns from honeymoon.
Her frnds-"kaha kaha ghum aai ?
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Woman-"delhi, agra, jammu and manali."
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Frnds-"kya kya dekha ?"
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She- Ceilling Fan !

1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h ??
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WRITER : 6 months
DOCTOR : 2 months
LAWYER : 1 month
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Student : ye batao exam kab hai !!!

There are Five types of fear:
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1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 15 missed calls from mom!
4. We need to talk. &
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5. Username or password is incorrect.

Maine Aaj tak ,
jitni bhi ladkiyo ko
Propose kiya hai
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kisi
ne 'naa' nahi kaha
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sabne teen-teen bar ha kaha hai
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"HA HA HA"

Gautam gambhir to virendra sehwag :
ek peg aur bana bc !
We proud our replacement ek jaam Dhawan or maggie boy ke naam

Duniya gol hai..
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Proof chahiye.. ??
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Cockroach chuhe se darta hai,
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Chuha billi se,
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Billi kutte se,
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Kutta aadmi se,
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Aadmi apni GIRLFRND se, aur
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GIRLFRND cockroach se..

Girl: What's the proof that you
miss me ??
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Boy:" See my cheeks, My mom
slapped me .
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Because i was smiling while
sleeping"Thinki ng of You"
Girl:" Awwwwww Itna Pyaar
karte ho .
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Boy:" Nahin, Shakal dekh ke
hassi aa jati hai

Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha-
Purana Mobile Do Aur New
Mobile Lo,
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Wo Us Address per Geya,
Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
Us Ne Wahan 2 Ladkon Se, Us Ad
K Bary
Mein Pucha...
Unho Ne Gun Nikal K Kaha-
Ye Ad Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha,
Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja
kar Naya Mobile Le.

Generation Effect...
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Ek bachha ro raha tha,
to uski mummy boli= kyun ro raha hai mera lal,
kya chahiye.. ??
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Toffy.. ??
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Biscuit.. ??
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Cake.. ??
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Beta= Bas ek sanam chahiye
Aaashiqui ke liye

365 nights of an Indian woman
60 nights menstrual cycle
55 nights headaches
50 nights I am tired
40 nights I have to get up early
35 nights I am not well
25 nights the kids are awake
20 nights will do tomorrow
Banda Bangkok na jaye to kya kare??

Ek Ladki Ne Apne Aashiq Se Kaha:
Ek wada tha tere har wade ke peeche,
Tu milega muje har gali,har darwaze ke peeche….
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Par tu to ab ek bewafa nikla,
Ek tu hi nahi tha mere janaze ke peeche…..!
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Tab Us Aashiq Ne Ladki Se Kaha:
Ek wada tha mere har wade ke peeche,
Main milunga tujse har gali, har darwaze ke peeche….
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Par tumne hi mud ke nahi dekha,
Ek aur janaza tha tere janaze ke peeche..!

Girl: Tu Dharti Pe Chahe Jahan Bhi Rahe
Ga,
Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loongi...
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Boy: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kutti Ho...

Santa was slapped by a lady
in the lift......
bcoz
he misunderstood her request,
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when she said... "EK Dabaana"!!