Funny definitions by bad-apple 2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

DIVORCE:
Future Tense of Marriage

COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power

DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes before marriage

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present


teehem 2009/12/29 22:00
KISSING:
commercial activity involving the transaction of much saliva.

teehem 2009/12/29 22:10
Invaluable:
not valuable
marriage:
glorified prison.

Samb 2009/12/31 06:34
Lafaya: Shortest and best definition of a lawyer is liar.. Once i had 2 b present at the court as a witness of a case, wen the magistrate arived he asked the person in the accused box: do you have a lawyer. N that person exclaimed: yes your honour he is an expert in lying.. /smiley
/smiley /smiley

Samb 2009/12/31 06:42
aloysis: I like cigaret
means u r a fool according to bad apple's definition

Samb 2009/12/31 06:47
bad-apple: If you have got more definitions like these,plz post them here /smiley enjoy folks !!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . . /smiley /smiley /smiley /smiley

Samb 2009/12/31 06:49
bad-apple: DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

MISER:
A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

FATHER:
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL:
A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.
hahahahaha /smiley -hehd- /smiley

3xpl1c1t 2009/12/31 09:10
/smileyur'e so funny..
KAYTAISH 2010/01/05 17:32
NIGER DELTA:The home of yar adua and goodluck.
KAYTAISH 2010/01/05 17:41
SEX: A place where banana and tomatoe meet and join
RollingStone 2010/01/06 22:32
I am just enjoying myself
amos73 2010/01/07 10:18
fan:three lovely brothers

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Aneey 2010/01/07 11:43
U people are 3 gbaski i give it 2 u u are really trying
Lilsaint 2010/01/16 07:58
Excellent,i luv ur definatns.

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ebby9z 2010/01/17 14:44
I'm still searching for a definition of ma own
smartsdh 2010/01/17 22:03
Pls if d are more i want 2 read,coz am allways enjoyin myself when readin it.
emperor_DKillar 2010/01/20 00:22
/smiley realy funny
HAPPINESS 2010/01/24 06:54
great job keep it up I still need more
Barbiecute 2010/01/28 13:08
its vry long /smiley
Stiffler 2010/01/28 13:26
KEMISTRY unrealistic truth about nature
Udragupmes 2010/01/31 10:46
philosophy, an unnecessary mind.
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