Funny definitions
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bad-apple
2009/03/05 06:36
CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present
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teehem
2009/12/29 22:00
KISSING: commercial activity involving the transaction of much saliva.
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teehem
2009/12/29 22:10
Invaluable: not valuable marriage: glorified prison.
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Samb
2009/12/31 06:34
Lafaya: Shortest and best definition of a lawyer is liar.. Once i had 2 b present at the court as a witness of a case, wen the magistrate arived he asked the person in the accused box: do you have a lawyer. N that person exclaimed: yes your honour he is an expert in lying.. smiley
smiley smiley
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Samb
2009/12/31 06:42
aloysis: I like cigaret
means u r a fool according to bad apple's definition
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Samb
2009/12/31 06:47
bad-apple: If you have got more definitions like these,plz post them here smiley enjoy folks !!!
ha ha ha ha ha ha . . . . smiley smiley smiley smiley
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Samb
2009/12/31 06:49
bad-apple: DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH! POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later FATHER: A banker provided by nature CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you.
hahahahaha smiley -hehd- smiley
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3xpl1c1t
2009/12/31 09:10
-gapp-ur'e so funny..
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KAYTAISH
2010/01/05 17:32
NIGER DELTA:The home of yar adua and goodluck.
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KAYTAISH
2010/01/05 17:41
SEX: A place where banana and tomatoe meet and join
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RollingStone
2010/01/06 22:32
I am just enjoying myself
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amos73
2010/01/07 10:18
fan:three lovely brothers --
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Aneey
2010/01/07 11:43
U people are 3 gbaski i give it 2 u u are really trying
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Lilsaint
2010/01/16 07:58
Excellent,i luv ur definatns. --
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ebby9z
2010/01/17 14:44
I'm still searching for a definition of ma own
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smartsdh
2010/01/17 22:03
Pls if d are more i want 2 read,coz am allways enjoyin myself when readin it.
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emperor_DKillar
2010/01/20 00:22
smiley realy funny
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HAPPINESS
2010/01/24 06:54
great job keep it up I still need more
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Barbiecute
2010/01/28 13:08
its vry long smiley
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Stiffler
2010/01/28 13:26
KEMISTRY unrealistic truth about nature
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Udragupmes
2010/01/31 10:46
philosophy, an unnecessary mind.
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