Funny definitions

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bad-apple

2009/03/05 06:36

CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

rajaryan143

2009/05/06 12:47

tv-stupid box mathematics-which make u mad mobile-box which make u rich in losting money

CHEV_CHELIOS

2009/05/06 17:31

Funny shxt. Man

shangh

2009/05/08 09:52

As crazy as the definer

Daisuke

2009/05/10 05:45

hahahahaha....nce

maegan03

2009/05/15 15:24

VERY FUNY. LOL

Tsudaime

2009/05/17 00:49

H2O: Used by a fool who forgot to spell water.

Tsudaime

2009/05/17 04:41

REASONING: An act of denying the truth until being caught.

Tsudaime

2009/05/17 04:47

MEETING: An excuse used by married men to escape from their house.

jc_gear

2009/05/22 15:39

LUST: the opposite of first! smiley

mAnNu

2009/05/27 06:55

WIFE : Without information fighting everytime smiley

AKASH-786

2009/06/01 01:50

Every body know a, b ,c ,d. But nt this tyep. A-Aristocrat B-Bagpiper C-Contessa D-Director special E-Eight Pm F-Fun drop G-Green label H-Haywards I-Imperial blue J-Joney walker K-King fisher L-Lime drop M-Mughal monarch N- Nicolase No 1 O-Old monk P-Peter scot R-Royal stag S-Signature T-Thunder bold U-Uni boul V-Vat 69 W-White mischief X-XXX rum Y-Yankey Z-Zingaro!!