Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya..
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Wah!
Wah!
Wah!!
Wah!!
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Baith kar mehbuba ki Baho me Aisa JosH
Aaya...
Phirrrrr...?
Phir kya.!
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Biwi Ne Dekh Liya aur ICU Me
Hosh Aaya.. .lol.

Girl: Have a Good Day.
He: No thank you. I like Parle G more.
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*gets blocked*

Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?

Patient: Raju

Nurse: What’s your Birth Date?

Patient : 01 Feb

Nurse : Are you Married?

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Patient : No no , it was a car accident.

1st Girl:- How was ur 1st date ?
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2nd Girl :- Good & wo rahees (rich) ghar ka lagta hai.
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1st Girl : Wo kese ?
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2nd Girl 2 : Mujhe kiss karne aaya tab uske muh se Pyaaz ki
smell aa rahi thi.

Car se takra kar kabutar
behosh ho gaya. Aadmi use
doctor ke paas le gaya phis
ghar le aaya aur pinjre me
rakkha. Kabutar ko hosh
aaya or bola-
"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car
wala margaya kya."

He: Kya pehni ho?
She: Tumko hamesha yahin baat karni hota hai?
He: ok, How India should handle China issue?
She: T-Shirt & Lower.

Gujju man: Hey! Wht's ur name?
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Lady: Diana Penty. And u?
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Gujju: Jignesh Jaangiyo....!!!
*Blocked*

Haha

Sai h

Killer one
Wife:
Tum mujhe aisi 2 batein batao k ek se me khush ho jau aur dusri se mujje gussa aaye !!
Husband:
1 Tum meri zindagi ho
2 Aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par.

Boy:kesi ho...??
Girl: f9
Boy: missing me..?
Girl:
Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl:
Boy: aaj kaisa din guzra?
Girl:
Boy: busy ho?
Girl: umhm
Boy:- Koi paas hai...??
Girl: na
Boy: To kuch likh bhi, apne Baap ki shaklein kyu
send kar rahi hai....
Girl:-
Boy: I heard u failed in English?
Girl: Who telled you? It is unpossible.. I sawed d
result ystrdy. I Passed away.
Boy:-_- meri maa tu smiley hi use kar le. -hahaha-

-rofl-

Jab kutte ki mout
aati h..
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To kutta mar jata hai.
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Aap ko to har baat mein twist chahiye!!

Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun
tod Di?
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PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi
Tha....
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Santa: Toh..?
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PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki
Wo Meri Kya Hogi...

God post -goodpost-

Best ways to GET BLOCKED from girls …
****New 1***

On FB Chat.

She: Let Me Tell U A Story.. One Day..
He: MATARAM..!!
*BLOCK KAR DIYA*
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Me: Hi, What’s Ur Name?
She: Asha.
Me: But You’re Not Small..
She: What?
Me: Dil Hai Chota Sa, Choti Si ASHA.!!

*Thappad Pad Gaya*

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boy :
maine ek aisi cheez ka pata lagaya hai jisse.
Deewar ke Aar-Paar dekha ja sakta hai…

girl:: what.. (With excitement)

boy : Hole..
*Blocked*
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Girl: What’s Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh…
*gets blocked*
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On WhatsApp..

Me: Hi..

Girl: Whoz Dis? What's Your Name?

Me: Naam Bata Dunga To Pehchaan Bura Maan Jaayegi..

*BLOCKED*
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Girl: I’m free tommorow!
Boy: pehle kya paid thi??

-hahaha-

After marriage:
ladka - Mera 10
ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha :-D
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Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili hai to
Character to milnge hi na =D

-hehe2-

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto
tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p