The teacher gave an assignment to her fifth
grade class :
Get their parents to tell them a story with a
moral at the end of it.
The next day, ...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,"Please be gentle, I'm still a vir...
By: ____THe.bosS • 2011/09/10 16:25
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone.
When Alexander Bell invented the phone he had three missed calls from Chuck...
The closes I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content
Home is where you can say anything you like, 'cause nobody listens to you anyw...
All Men want the Bill Passed for Females to have Sex compulsary on Demand!
Plz Support "Thokpaal Bill"
At Ras Lila Maidan
by Ganna Ghusare....
Many 've heard this before..
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Universal law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from One girlfriend to a...
A guy was toastin a lady afta church service, d lady shouted at him" leave me alone" an d guy shouted back" I wil nt leave u alone until u giv u Iyf 2...
By: MFLOW • 2011/07/13 14:41
just for fun,
knock knock songs,
sing it. -grins2-
make your own 2wap knock knock song of member's nick if u want. -grin3-
arz kiya hai.. unki ankho me hm madhosh ho gaye(x2),unke chasma utarte he hm behos ho gaye.kyoki unki aankhe terchi thi.
By: _AArYaN_ • 2013/09/18 15:49A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a volu...
By: Eternal_Knight • 2011/02/26 07:03A man said to a pastor "my dog just died, could there be a short funeral service?", "No" the pastor replied "we don't do funerals for animals here, tr...
By: Sweetdoct247 • 2011/10/09 12:05
I asked my heart why cant I sleep at night ???
My heart said: Because you slept In the afternoon ...
Dont Act like you are in love ... :P
A boy pulls down his pants and asks a girl ' do you have one like this ?' the girl lifts up her skirt and replies ' my mom says if you have one of the...
By: OceanGoddes • 2011/03/13 12:11Married couples, both 68 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy -angel- appeared to congratulate them and gra...
By: MaG • 2011/09/15 03:10You want to know how stupid my ex really is? Note, most of these are equal opportunity insults.
By: SpArKo • 2011/07/10 20:01
Do u know how the Titanic
sank?
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DUBUK
DUBUK
DUBUK
DUBUK
DUBUK
DUBUK
GULUM
Guluk guluk guluk
PUCHIK
Stop la...
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..
At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife Asks: How Does He ...
put ur wife in one room and lock her in that.
take ur dog keep it in another room lock it. After an hour open doors and see who is very happy to c y...
A man joined a big multi national company as a trainee.
On his first day, he dialled the kitchen and shouted into the phone
"get me a cup of coffee q...