You are in a cafe drinking your coffee when suddenly you feel like you want to pass the gas. You notice the music is playing out loud so you throw you...
By: BlackRoses • 2011/05/10 03:29
QUESTION: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
ANSWER: Because he had no body to go with!
Man: "My wife is going to commit suicide from a window of your hotel.... please come fast!".
Manager: "Sorry sir, its your personal matter."
Man: "H...
letter written to BillGates: Sir i hv sum Questns2 ask
1)d keys on d keyboard r nt in order, wen wil u release d correctd versn?
2)Der is START butt...
There was a flood in a village.
One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it ...
To view previous parts, click the number below, according to the part
[small]parts: 1 2 ...
letz have m0re fun with -shark-
New Teacher :-
Students tell your names
and hobbies ?
Boys :-
I'm chento ,
My hobby is watching
Bubble.
...
Shael came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled:
"how would you feel if you don't see me for a few days?"
Shael couldnt believe his ...
Love STORY OF An ENGINEER:-
I was in 12th She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BA
...
I was doing B.Tech
She got M.A.
I was preparing ...
How did OUR HERO Jack attempt to transfer some files from one PC to another PC.....
1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to trans...
Wikipedia: Enter a word... I have pages to tell.
Google: Enter a query... I have unlimited ways to answer.
Internet: Without me...
A woman & a man are involved in a collision but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out o...
Love ko life must
hona chahyie,
students ko love me
intrest hona chahyie,
Aaship ishq mei perfect
hona chahyie,
ye b collage me
compulsr...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who
had previously divorced ten
husbands.
On their wedding night, she told
her new husband, ...
Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
So what do the rest have?
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.
.
.
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They have girl friends:p*roses*
Today, R.U.D.E. (Rodents' Unlimited Daily Enlightenment) launches this URGENT appeal to all farmers in the world: . . . In the management of your farm...
By: TheMouse • 2011/11/15 15:57
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? -l...
So here we go......
-Kasab dies at 75 in jail of high
cholesetrol due to too much biryani.
-Golmaal Part 27 is released. Tusshar
Kapoor is sti...
Desi akki: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: take this tablet you will be OK
Desi akki: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is fina...