BANTA AND SANTA
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aksy
2013/11/09 18:04
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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_AArYaN_
2013/12/01 08:08
aksy: Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha . . . Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai . . . . Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..?? . . . Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya . . . . phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai . . . . Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu . . . . Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k utha liya aur bola:"haan bol tu kaun hai..?? . . . . . . . Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai..
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_AArYaN_
2013/12/01 08:09
aksy: Santa ne ek bar dava kiya k vo tajmahal ko sr pe utha kr mumbai laega.... ye sunkr sare media nd press reporters vaha pr aa gye.... Tb santa bola- bs ek bar koi utha k sr pr rkh de!!!
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_AArYaN_
2013/12/01 08:11
aksy: Santa Ne Ghar Ka Darwaza Ukhada Aur Kandhe Pe Rakh Ke Baazar Me Gaya.. 1 Aadmi Ne Poochha: O Paaji, Kya Darwaza Bechna Hai ? . . Santa: Nahi. Taala Khulwana Hai Chabi Gum Ho Gayi Hai. . Hanso Mat Joke To Abhi Aage Hai . . . . Aadmi Santa Se: Agar Ghar Me Chor Ghus Gaya To..??? Santa: Andar Kaise Jayega Darwaza To Mere Paas Hai!............
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_AArYaN_
2013/12/01 08:14
aksy: Santa made a call to the Hospital to ask about his pregnant wife........ But the call went to a Cricket Stadium....... He asked what is the Condition......?? He had an heart attack after he got the following answer . . . . . . 7 are already out, 3 still to come and the last one was a DUCK!!!
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aksy
2013/12/02 18:46
Wife:"Mehman aa rahe hain or ghar me Daal k siva kuch nai . Husband:"Jab wo aaye to kitchen me 1 bartan girana, Me pochu to kehna KORMA gir gaya.. . Phir dosra bartan girana, kehna BiRYANi gir gai.. fir Me kahuga chalo Daal hi le aao... . Mehmano k aane k bad Bartan girne ki awaaz aai.. . Husbnd:"Kya hua.. ?? . . . . . . Wife: "Daal hi gir gai manhoos.. "
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aksy
2013/12/02 18:52
Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ? . . . Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain . . Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ? How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary Trends with Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ? . Girl : Hmmmm…. Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!!
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aksy
2013/12/02 19:01
Income Tax Officer Hans Raha Tha... . Clerk : Kya Hua ??? . Officer : Sunny Leon Ki File Hai... . Clerk : Toh ??? . Officer : Kapde Phenti Nahi Hai , Aur Laundry Bill 11 Lacs Bataya Hai...!!!
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aksy
2013/12/03 17:12
Lady to Santa: Aapka doggy to thodaaa Tiger jaisa dikhta hai, kya khilate ho? Santa: Ye kamina Tiger hi hai, pyar- vyar k chakkar me pad gaya, shakal Kutte jaisi ho gayi hai.
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aksy
2013/12/03 17:21
Girl to Ashram Bapu Girl : bapu ji muje future dekhana sikha do..... Bapu: Aankhen band karo aur apna gaal aage karo..... Girl- Nahi aap muje kiss karoge....... Bapu : Le dikh gaya na Future Bolo Asharam Bapu ki Maa Ki Jay..
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