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Girls r da one who jux cm from da dash ov men

Aftr oll glz mean yw alzo ryt hea yw knw y and hw??i jux anz coz ov dat short fuse

Two men met eachoda at d gate 2 heaven,d oda man asked d man how he died,he said dat he taught his wife was cheating on him and so wanted 2 catch her redhanded.wen he got home,he was surprised 2 find her alone.he searched d whole of his house but did not find anyman.on his way 2 d basement he slipped and died.den d oda man said he died in a refridgerator while trying 2 escape his lover's husband.what a pity said d man if u had checke d refridgerator both of us wud have bin alive.

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PERFECT DEFINITION FOR A MANOG WITHOUT TEETH

MEN CANNOT DO WITHOUT WOMEN...LOL

Men are the most impossible human ever. They gave u a hard time,make u mad and hate them,but worst of all when u want to leave them u can't because u love them,even if you feel like hitting them with a rollingpin

wow who make u that mad?

take a gud luk at dis.definations.boy:battalions of yesterday.MEN:mentally entangled nauticians.

Why do sharks swim in salty water? Cause pepper water will make them sneeze!

What did the vacuum cleaner say the the other vacuum cleaner? You suck!

All girls are fool.This is the best joke.

both have same value

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If Money Is Started To Grow On Trees... . . . Then Guess What??? . . . . Every Girl Wil Ready 2 Marry With Monkey..... the monkey will gave her money on the tree .. Strange But True....

actually women cant do without men

Put the jambu savari

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