saahir's comedy club by saahir 2013/06/26 14:15
Einstien and an indian guy sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Enstien: Let's play a game.
I'll ask you a question, if you don't answer, pay me :5/- and if answer me I'll pay you :500/-
Einstine asks the first question:
What distance is from Earth to Moon?
Indian pays :5/-
Now asks indian: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Einstien searches on net and asks all his smart ones. After an hour search he pays :500/- to indian.
Einstein going nuts & asks: So well, what goes up hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Indian reaches his pocket and pays Einstien :5/-
Einstien fainted...
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Einstien and an indian guy sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Enstien: Let's play a game.
I'll ask you a question, if you don't answer, pay me :5/- and if answer me I'll pay you :500/-
Einstine asks the first question:
What distance is from Earth to Moon?
Indian pays :5/-
Now asks indian: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Einstien searches on net and asks all his smart ones. After an hour search he pays :500/- to indian.
Einstein going nuts & asks: So well, what goes up hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Indian reaches his pocket and pays Einstien :5/-
Einstien fainted...
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so funny
saahir 2013/06/29 10:34
OMG !
Paddy sat in the street in a sweat b'coz he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to the heaven he sais, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I'll go to mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up my Irish Whiskey."
Miraculously a parking place
appeared
Paddy looked up again and said.
"Never mind I found one."
OMG !
Paddy sat in the street in a sweat b'coz he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up to the heaven he sais, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I'll go to mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up my Irish Whiskey."
Miraculously a parking place
appeared
Paddy looked up again and said.
"Never mind I found one."
Rebellion 2013/06/29 15:59
Good 1
Quote: saahir: Einstien and an indian guy sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Enstien: Let's play a game.
I'll ask you a question, if you don't answer, pay me :5/- and if answer me I'll pay you :500/-
Einstine asks the first question:
What distance is from Earth to Moon?
Indian pays :5/-
Now asks indian: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Einstien searches on net and asks all his smart ones. After an hour search he pays :500/- to indian.
Einstein going nuts & asks: So well, what goes up hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Indian reaches his pocket and pays Einstien :5/-
Einstien fainted...
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Enstien: Let's play a game.
I'll ask you a question, if you don't answer, pay me :5/- and if answer me I'll pay you :500/-
Einstine asks the first question:
What distance is from Earth to Moon?
Indian pays :5/-
Now asks indian: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Einstien searches on net and asks all his smart ones. After an hour search he pays :500/- to indian.
Einstein going nuts & asks: So well, what goes up hill with 3 legs and comes down with four?
Indian reaches his pocket and pays Einstien :5/-
Einstien fainted...
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Good 1
saahir 2013/07/01 14:21
"Threatning Mail"
A worried guy telephoned the FBI and got
a special agent on the line.
What can I do for you sir? The special agent said.
I've been getting threatening letters in mail, the guy said. That's against the law, isn't it?
"It certainly is," the agent replied.
"Do you know who's been writting them?"
"Yea'" the guy said." My girlfriend's husband.
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"Threatning Mail"
A worried guy telephoned the FBI and got
a special agent on the line.
What can I do for you sir? The special agent said.
I've been getting threatening letters in mail, the guy said. That's against the law, isn't it?
"It certainly is," the agent replied.
"Do you know who's been writting them?"
"Yea'" the guy said." My girlfriend's husband.
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saahir 2013/07/25 22:47
"Bol Bhai Kuchh Toh Bol"
After the huge success of his movie,
"Bhag Malikha Bhag"
Rakesh Omoprakash Mehra
is working on a new movie.
Is to be Titled:
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"Bol O' Manmohan Kuchh Toh Bol"
"Bol Bhai Kuchh Toh Bol"
After the huge success of his movie,
"Bhag Malikha Bhag"
Rakesh Omoprakash Mehra
is working on a new movie.
Is to be Titled:
"
"
"
"
"
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"Bol O' Manmohan Kuchh Toh Bol"
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