saahir's comedy club

saahir · Jun 26, 2013 14:15 57 283

saahir OP

Jun 26, 2013 14:15

Einstien and an indian guy sitting next to each other on a long flight.. Enstien: Let's play a game. I'll ask you a question, if you don't answer, pay me :5/- and if answer me I'll pay you :500/- Einstine asks the first question: What distance is from Earth to Moon? Indian pays :5/- Now asks indian: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with four? Einstien searches on net and asks all his smart ones. After an hour search he pays :500/- to indian. Einstein going nuts & asks: So well, what goes up hill with 3 legs and comes down with four? Indian reaches his pocket and pays Einstien :5/- Einstien fainted... (Copy/Paste)

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Kakaji

Jun 28, 2013 12:23

Fantasy

Jun 28, 2013 16:35

hehe

Jay88

Jun 29, 2013 01:21

Can not stop laughing!

_SnOwBoY_

Jun 29, 2013 03:04

so funny

saahir OP

Jun 29, 2013 10:34

OMG ! Paddy sat in the street in a sweat b'coz he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to the heaven he sais, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I'll go to mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up my Irish Whiskey." Miraculously a parking place appeared Paddy looked up again and said. "Never mind I found one."

Rebellion

Jun 29, 2013 15:59

saahir: Einstien and an indian guy sitting next to each other on a long flight.. Enstien: Let's play a game. I'll ask you a question, if you don't answer, pay me :5/- and if answer me I'll pay you :500/- Einstine asks the first question: What distance is from Earth to Moon? Indian pays :5/- Now asks indian: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with four? Einstien searches on net and asks all his smart ones. After an hour search he pays :500/- to indian. Einstein going nuts & asks: So well, what goes up hill with 3 legs and comes down with four? Indian reaches his pocket and pays Einstien :5/- Einstien fainted... (Copy/Paste)

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saahir OP

Jul 1, 2013 14:21

"Threatning Mail" A worried guy telephoned the FBI and got a special agent on the line. What can I do for you sir? The special agent said. I've been getting threatening letters in mail, the guy said. That's against the law, isn't it? "It certainly is," the agent replied. "Do you know who's been writting them?" "Yea'" the guy said." My girlfriend's husband. (Copy & Paste)

Tinky

Jul 1, 2013 16:43

Hahahahaha

GhAyAl

Jul 3, 2013 18:53

Chalaki hunnn man rock enistein shokd

InternetLord

Jul 14, 2013 21:47

Can't stop laughing smiley

saahir OP

Jul 25, 2013 22:47

"Bol Bhai Kuchh Toh Bol" After the huge success of his movie, "Bhag Malikha Bhag" Rakesh Omoprakash Mehra is working on a new movie. Is to be Titled: " " " " " " " " " " "Bol O' Manmohan Kuchh Toh Bol"