Rajnikant shocked
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_SonIcGirL_
2013/04/04 08:56
Teacher: What is half of 8?? Rajnikant: 4 . . . . Engineer(must b like me): It Changes..... If U cut horizontally then Its '0' & If U cut vertically then Its '3'........ smiley smiley Rajnikant shocked…… Engineer rocked.smiley
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Fremder_Aryan
2013/04/05 05:56
Colgate se daant saaf kare . . pepsodent se mazboot kare . . . Closeup se fresh kare . . . Or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae... yaaro . . . "harpic" use krain q k "harpic" de 5 guna zyada behtar safaaii...smiley
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Fremder_Aryan
2013/04/05 06:43
IIT Mumbai Exam best question:" Spell d word 'COW' in 13 letters, Toppers could not answer, but last bench guys wrote.. "SEE O DOUBLE YOU" :p
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Fremder_Aryan
2013/04/05 06:48
A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl..smiley Girl:" Jab Dad so jyenge to mai gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaaz sunke tum turant andar aa jana. . . . . . . . Lekin Boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante baad aaya. Girl:" Itni der kyo laga di ??;-> Boy:" Wo mai sikka DHUND rha tha.. smiley Girl:" pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH" k feka tha, wapas khich liya...:p smiley smiley
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Fremder_Aryan
2013/04/05 11:37
Ek Aadmi Mandir Main Bol Raha Tha... Hey Bhagwan . . Teri Kirpa Teri Daya Teri Shradha Teri Aradhna Teri Bhakti Teri Archna Teri Pooja Teri Aarti Teri Maya Teri Geeta Teri Vidhya Teri Riddhi Teri Siddhi Teri Laxmi Teri Karuna Teri Meher Teri Leela Teri Mahima.. . . . . . . . Meri Ek Bhi Nahi ?? :p smiley smiley
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Fremder_Aryan
2013/04/05 12:03
Height Of Student Talent: . . Teacher:" U Just Got 5 Marks& Still U R Laughing.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Student:" I'm Wondering How I Got 5 Marks.. . . I Wrote 'Hooka Bar' Lyrics :p smiley smiley
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Fremder_Aryan
2013/04/05 12:25
Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi... . . Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di.. . . . Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu ka khayal rakhne lagi.. . . . Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne laga.. . . . Samay pe khana, sona, uthna, doctor ki batai exercise karna, khane mein namak bilkul na lena, regular aur samay pe dawayi lena.. . . Par achanak ek din subah wo pappu bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua mila.. . . . Sab hairan thay ki itni sawdhani ke baad aisa kaise ho gaya.. ?? . . . . Post martam ki report aayi to pata chala.. . . . . Uske Toothpaste mein'Namak'tha.. . . . . Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai.. ?? Aryan'z
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Fremder_Aryan
2013/04/05 13:39
Girlfriend v/s Friend Girlfriend- Exam kaisa gaya dear? Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha sweetheart.. Friend- kaisa gaya yaar exam? Boy- Abe Bhootni k tujhe koi aur topic nhi milta kya mood kharab karne k liye kamine Saale meko kya pata tha ki english ka paper hai..main to History padh k gaya tha =D
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KingFISHER
2013/04/05 17:21
Superb jokes
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SAGITTARIUS
2013/04/06 16:45
1 n 3 awesom.
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Hareesh
2013/04/24 00:06
Well said smiley Gud joke smiley
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LoVeR_Boy_
2013/04/30 05:13
Boy:"Hii darling kaisi ho.. ?? . Girl:"Kon.. ?? . Boy:"Tera aashiq hu Jaan.. . Grl:"Tu Pappu hai.. ?? . Boy:"Haan tujhe kaise pata..?? . Grl:"Tu Bansi Laal ka ladka hai..?? . Boy:"Haan par kaise pata.. ?? . Grl:"Tu Ram Laal ka pota hi hai na..?? . Boy:"Haan haan par kaise pata chala.. ?? smiley . . . Grl:"Haramzade main teri behen hu, Ghar pe phone ghuma diya tune... Tu ghar aa fir btati hu..:p smiley smiley
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munna_sk
2013/04/30 06:09
wow..nice jokesmiley
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Sonu009
2013/05/23 07:39
nice jokes smiley
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sandeep397
2013/05/26 04:54
wow thts nice jokes sis..
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Trax
2013/05/29 04:35
Aryanzzz_Dawson: Ek Aadmi Mandir Main Bol Raha Tha... Hey Bhagwan . . Teri Kirpa Teri Daya Teri Shradha Teri Aradhna Teri Bhakti Teri Archna Teri Pooja Teri Aarti Teri Maya Teri Geeta Teri Vidhya Teri Riddhi Teri Siddhi Teri Laxmi Teri Karuna Teri Meher Teri Leela Teri Mahima.. . . . . . . . Meri Ek Bhi Nahi ?? :p smiley smiley
hahahahahahasmiley gud 1
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Trax
2013/05/29 04:37
Aryanzzz_Dawson: Colgate se daant saaf kare . . pepsodent se mazboot kare . . . Closeup se fresh kare . . . Or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae... yaaro . . . "harpic" use krain q k "harpic" de 5 guna zyada behtar safaaii...smiley
smiley smiley
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Trax
2013/05/29 04:38
Aryanzzz_Dawson: A Japani came to INDIA... He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda over takes ... Japani:" HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota over takes Japani:" TOYOTA made in JAPAN..... very fast .... Reached Airport &asked How Much ?? . . . Driver:" RS. 8000... Japani:" Why so expensive ?? . . . . . . . . . . . Driver:" METER made in INDIA very fast . Hahaha Indians Rocks..
indians r always rockzzzzzzz smiley
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Trax
2013/05/29 04:42
private_eyes: Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja.. . . Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas keThappad Mara.. . . Pata hai Kyu....?? . . . . . . . kyu ki.... dulhe ki Mobile Ki Ringtone Thi... . . . Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale... aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale...:p
maut=wife! !!!!!!!!!"!""""""""!!!!!!!! smiley
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Trax
2013/05/29 04:45
private_eyes: Aishwaryas Baby in school . Teacher-who is ur grand pa? Baby-Big B smiley Teacher-who is ur mother? Baby-Miss World smiley Teacher-who is ur father? . . . . . . . . . . Baby-No Idea Sir Ji smiley smiley
aiswaryas baby says- aisa koi zindgi mein aaye, jo zindagi ko filmi banaye........¡ smiley
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Trax
2013/05/29 04:45
private_eyes: Railway interview of pappu»»» Intrviewr: agar do trains ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Pappu: jee,red light dikhaunga.. Intrviewr: red light na ho toh.? Pappu: torch dikhaunga. Intrviewr: torch na ho toh? Pappu: apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.!!! Intrviewr: shirt bhi na ho toh? Pappu: fir mein apni mousi ke ladke ko bulaunga. Intrviewr: wo kyun? Kya wo traino ki takkar rok dega? Pappu: jee nhi wo kya h na k usne kabhi 2 trains ki takkar nahi dkhi...smiley
tu toh gaya beta! !!!!!!!!-------- hahahaha
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