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Rajnikant shocked

_SonIcGirL_ · Apr 4, 2013 08:56 42 211
_SonIcGirL_ OP
Apr 4, 2013 08:56
Teacher: What is half of 8?? Rajnikant: 4 . . . . Engineer(must b like me): It Changes..... If U cut horizontally then Its '0' & If U cut vertically then Its '3'........ smiley smiley Rajnikant shocked…… Engineer rocked.smiley
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Fremder_Aryan
Apr 5, 2013 05:56
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Colgate se daant saaf kare . . pepsodent se mazboot kare . . . Closeup se fresh kare . . . Or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae... yaaro . . . "harpic" use krain q k "harpic" de 5 guna zyada behtar safaaii...smiley
Fremder_Aryan
Apr 5, 2013 06:43
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IIT Mumbai Exam best question:" Spell d word 'COW' in 13 letters, Toppers could not answer, but last bench guys wrote.. "SEE O DOUBLE YOU" :p
Fremder_Aryan
Apr 5, 2013 06:48
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A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl..smiley Girl:" Jab Dad so jyenge to mai gali me SIKKA fekungi, awaaz sunke tum turant andar aa jana. . . . . . . . Lekin Boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante baad aaya. Girl:" Itni der kyo laga di ??;-> Boy:" Wo mai sikka DHUND rha tha.. smiley Girl:" pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH" k feka tha, wapas khich liya...:p smiley smiley
Fremder_Aryan
Apr 5, 2013 11:37
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Ek Aadmi Mandir Main Bol Raha Tha... Hey Bhagwan . . Teri Kirpa Teri Daya Teri Shradha Teri Aradhna Teri Bhakti Teri Archna Teri Pooja Teri Aarti Teri Maya Teri Geeta Teri Vidhya Teri Riddhi Teri Siddhi Teri Laxmi Teri Karuna Teri Meher Teri Leela Teri Mahima.. . . . . . . . Meri Ek Bhi Nahi ?? :p smiley smiley
Fremder_Aryan
Apr 5, 2013 12:03
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Height Of Student Talent: . . Teacher:" U Just Got 5 Marks& Still U R Laughing.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Student:" I'm Wondering How I Got 5 Marks.. . . I Wrote 'Hooka Bar' Lyrics :p smiley smiley
Fremder_Aryan
Apr 5, 2013 12:25
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Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi... . . Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di.. . . . Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu ka khayal rakhne lagi.. . . . Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne laga.. . . . Samay pe khana, sona, uthna, doctor ki batai exercise karna, khane mein namak bilkul na lena, regular aur samay pe dawayi lena.. . . Par achanak ek din subah wo pappu bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua mila.. . . . Sab hairan thay ki itni sawdhani ke baad aisa kaise ho gaya.. ?? . . . . Post martam ki report aayi to pata chala.. . . . . Uske Toothpaste mein'Namak'tha.. . . . . Kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai.. ?? Aryan'z
Fremder_Aryan
Apr 5, 2013 13:39
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Girlfriend v/s Friend Girlfriend- Exam kaisa gaya dear? Boy- Bahut acha gaya, mast tha sweetheart.. Friend- kaisa gaya yaar exam? Boy- Abe Bhootni k tujhe koi aur topic nhi milta kya mood kharab karne k liye kamine Saale meko kya pata tha ki english ka paper hai..main to History padh k gaya tha =D
KingFISHER
Apr 5, 2013 17:21
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Superb jokes
SAGITTARIUS
Apr 6, 2013 16:45
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1 n 3 awesom.
Hareesh
Apr 24, 2013 00:06
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Well said smiley Gud joke smiley
LoVeR_Boy_
Apr 30, 2013 05:13
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Boy:"Hii darling kaisi ho.. ?? . Girl:"Kon.. ?? . Boy:"Tera aashiq hu Jaan.. . Grl:"Tu Pappu hai.. ?? . Boy:"Haan tujhe kaise pata..?? . Grl:"Tu Bansi Laal ka ladka hai..?? . Boy:"Haan par kaise pata.. ?? . Grl:"Tu Ram Laal ka pota hi hai na..?? . Boy:"Haan haan par kaise pata chala.. ?? smiley . . . Grl:"Haramzade main teri behen hu, Ghar pe phone ghuma diya tune... Tu ghar aa fir btati hu..:p smiley smiley
munna_sk
Apr 30, 2013 06:09
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wow..nice jokesmiley
Sonu009
May 23, 2013 07:39
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nice jokes smiley
sandeep397
May 26, 2013 04:54
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wow thts nice jokes sis..
Trax
May 29, 2013 04:35
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Aryanzzz_Dawson: Ek Aadmi Mandir Main Bol Raha Tha... Hey Bhagwan . . Teri Kirpa Teri Daya Teri Shradha Teri Aradhna Teri Bhakti Teri Archna Teri Pooja Teri Aarti Teri Maya Teri Geeta Teri Vidhya Teri Riddhi Teri Siddhi Teri Laxmi Teri Karuna Teri Meher Teri Leela Teri Mahima.. . . . . . . . Meri Ek Bhi Nahi ?? :p smiley smiley
hahahahahahasmiley gud 1
Trax
May 29, 2013 04:37
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Aryanzzz_Dawson: Colgate se daant saaf kare . . pepsodent se mazboot kare . . . Closeup se fresh kare . . . Or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae... yaaro . . . "harpic" use krain q k "harpic" de 5 guna zyada behtar safaaii...smiley
smiley smiley
Trax
May 29, 2013 04:38
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Aryanzzz_Dawson: A Japani came to INDIA... He took an auto to go to the airport, on the way a Honda over takes ... Japani:" HONDA made in JAPAN..... very fast... next a toyota over takes Japani:" TOYOTA made in JAPAN..... very fast .... Reached Airport &asked How Much ?? . . . Driver:" RS. 8000... Japani:" Why so expensive ?? . . . . . . . . . . . Driver:" METER made in INDIA very fast . Hahaha Indians Rocks..
indians r always rockzzzzzzz smiley
Trax
May 29, 2013 04:42
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private_eyes: Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja.. . . Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas keThappad Mara.. . . Pata hai Kyu....?? . . . . . . . kyu ki.... dulhe ki Mobile Ki Ringtone Thi... . . . Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale... aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale...:p
maut=wife! !!!!!!!!!"!""""""""!!!!!!!! smiley
Trax
May 29, 2013 04:45
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private_eyes: Aishwaryas Baby in school . Teacher-who is ur grand pa? Baby-Big B smiley Teacher-who is ur mother? Baby-Miss World smiley Teacher-who is ur father? . . . . . . . . . . Baby-No Idea Sir Ji smiley smiley
aiswaryas baby says- aisa koi zindgi mein aaye, jo zindagi ko filmi banaye........¡ smiley
Trax
May 29, 2013 04:45
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private_eyes: Railway interview of pappu»»» Intrviewr: agar do trains ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge? Pappu: jee,red light dikhaunga.. Intrviewr: red light na ho toh.? Pappu: torch dikhaunga. Intrviewr: torch na ho toh? Pappu: apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.!!! Intrviewr: shirt bhi na ho toh? Pappu: fir mein apni mousi ke ladke ko bulaunga. Intrviewr: wo kyun? Kya wo traino ki takkar rok dega? Pappu: jee nhi wo kya h na k usne kabhi 2 trains ki takkar nahi dkhi...smiley
tu toh gaya beta! !!!!!!!!-------- hahahaha
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