LAUGH TILL U FORGET UR NAME.....IS HERE ON 2WAP....1st and foremost is a commedy battle between me SPY AND SAPHIRE_FLAMES...2 to 2 jokes....lets roll..... Heres mine: There was ones a wealthy man who lived abroad , he was about coming home. he bought a parrot that is trained to speak up to 15 languages and wanted to sell it costly in his country Nigeria. The young man bought it for 800 dollars and sent it down to his grand mother in Nigeria without any notice on the cost of the bird. When the young man arrived, grandma presented a pepper soup with meats inside for him to refresh himself with. After siping the soup, the young man asked for his parrot to entertain him, his grandma said to him '' u just finished eating it and there's no other remaining. Do u like the soup''? The boy went mad. grandma prepaired the soup with the parrot, The young man was just like being poor again. A sorrowful day in the airport a plane flight should be by 9 am but the pillot in charge was no where to be found. People that board the plane were just complaining for the plane to take off. And there was an afganistian guy who sarved food in that plane, he had compassion on the complaint given by the passengers and he decided to fly the plane. He have been seeing the pillots controling the plane and places they touch. Immidiatly he entered the pillots room, he switched the places where the pillots always switch to get the plane moving. Then he warned the passengers to put on there seat belt just as the pillots always do. everyone has just fastened their seat belts and was very happy but astonished from where the pillot pass through to get into that room. Witheen a few minutes The plane took off and they flee over 1000 feets above the sky before the plane faced downwards and was about crashing in a very big sea. Here came another warning by the automatic pillot. He said: [b]''i have pressed all i could press and nothing got right please if u know what to press come and press now we are going down down the sea''[/b] everone started rushing to press they did this one after another untile the plane crash...sad sad story. NEXT LETS WELCOME THE FLAME OF FLAMES...SAPHIRE...WELCOME BRO. BRAVO.