.*LETS LAUGH TOGETHER*.[spy ft flames]
32 replies
Sancata
2011/01/24 17:37
LAUGH TILL U FORGET UR NAME.....IS HERE ON 2WAP....1st and foremost is a commedy battle between me SPY AND SAPHIRE_FLAMES...2 to 2 jokes....lets roll.....
Heres mine:
There was ones a wealthy man who lived abroad
,
he was about coming home.
he bought a parrot that is trained to speak up to 15
languages and wanted to sell it costly in his country
Nigeria. The young man bought it for 800 dollars
and sent it down to his grand mother in Nigeria
without any notice on the cost of the bird. When the
young man arrived, grandma presented a pepper
soup with meats inside for him to refresh himself with. After siping the
soup, the young man asked for his parrot to
entertain him, his grandma said to him '' u just
finished eating it and there's no other remaining. Do u like
the soup''? The boy went mad.
grandma prepaired the soup
with the parrot, The young man was just like being
poor again.
A sorrowful day in the airport a plane flight should
be by 9 am but the pillot in charge was no where to be found.
People that board the plane were just complaining for the plane to take off.
And there was an afganistian guy who sarved food in
that plane, he had compassion on the complaint given by the passengers and he decided to fly the plane. He have
been seeing the pillots controling the plane and
places they touch.
Immidiatly he entered the pillots room, he switched the
places where the pillots always switch to get the
plane moving. Then he warned the passengers to
put on there seat belt just as the pillots always do. everyone has just fastened their seat belts and was very
happy but astonished from where the pillot pass through to get into that room. Witheen a few minutes The plane took off and they flee over 1000 feets above the sky before the plane faced downwards and was about
crashing in a very big sea.
Here came another warning by the automatic pillot.
He said: [b]''i have pressed all i could press and nothing got right please if u
know what to press come and press now we are
going down down the sea''[/b] everone started rushing to press they did this one after another untile the plane crash...sad sad story.
NEXT LETS WELCOME THE FLAME OF FLAMES...SAPHIRE...WELCOME BRO. BRAVO.
Heres mine:
There was ones a wealthy man who lived abroad
,
he was about coming home.
he bought a parrot that is trained to speak up to 15
languages and wanted to sell it costly in his country
Nigeria. The young man bought it for 800 dollars
and sent it down to his grand mother in Nigeria
without any notice on the cost of the bird. When the
young man arrived, grandma presented a pepper
soup with meats inside for him to refresh himself with. After siping the
soup, the young man asked for his parrot to
entertain him, his grandma said to him '' u just
finished eating it and there's no other remaining. Do u like
the soup''? The boy went mad.
grandma prepaired the soup
with the parrot, The young man was just like being
poor again.
A sorrowful day in the airport a plane flight should
be by 9 am but the pillot in charge was no where to be found.
People that board the plane were just complaining for the plane to take off.
And there was an afganistian guy who sarved food in
that plane, he had compassion on the complaint given by the passengers and he decided to fly the plane. He have
been seeing the pillots controling the plane and
places they touch.
Immidiatly he entered the pillots room, he switched the
places where the pillots always switch to get the
plane moving. Then he warned the passengers to
put on there seat belt just as the pillots always do. everyone has just fastened their seat belts and was very
happy but astonished from where the pillot pass through to get into that room. Witheen a few minutes The plane took off and they flee over 1000 feets above the sky before the plane faced downwards and was about
crashing in a very big sea.
Here came another warning by the automatic pillot.
He said: [b]''i have pressed all i could press and nothing got right please if u
know what to press come and press now we are
going down down the sea''[/b] everone started rushing to press they did this one after another untile the plane crash...sad sad story.
NEXT LETS WELCOME THE FLAME OF FLAMES...SAPHIRE...WELCOME BRO. BRAVO.
Saphire_flames
2011/01/24 17:481. Airport Play Set:-
A friend's daughter received an adorable airport play set as a gift. Since some assembly - actually, a lot of assembly - was required, her husband spent much of the day putting together the plane, the control tower, the runway, the little baggage chute, and arranging the pieces into a teeny tiny air hub. As he finished up, his wife noticed he was frantically digging around in the box, checking all the packing materials. "You are not going to believe this," he said. "The one piece missing... is the luggage!"
2. The Letter:-
When the Bob came home, his wife Diane was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" Bob asked. "I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious." "And?" "At the end of the letter she wrote: PS. Dear Diane, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son." 
3.Smart dog:-
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replied, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any newspapers. 
2. The Letter:-
When the Bob came home, his wife Diane was crying. "Your mother insulted me," she sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that when she is on vacation on the other side of the world?" Bob asked. "I know. But this morning a letter addressed to you arrived. I opened it because I was curious." "And?" "At the end of the letter she wrote: PS. Dear Diane, when you have finished reading this letter, don't forget to give it to my son."
3.Smart dog:-
A wife says to her husband one weekend morning, "We've got such a clever dog. He brings in the daily newspapers every morning." Her husband replied, "Well, lots of dogs can do that." The wife responded, "But we've never subscribed to any newspapers.
Sancata
2011/01/24 17:51waow about to be published.
Sweet_Divyanka
2011/01/24 18:20 thats wrilly funny I like it 
Sweetdoct247
2011/01/24 18:35I fink Flame's got funnier jokes than spy, d 2nd one from spy aint even funny to me at all, non of them all exactly got me rolling on d floor but u guys have made a good attempt tho, I smiled at least, I give it up to u both so who's Next!....
onlyson
2011/01/24 18:37-laugh- hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh i realy love it all
_-FiRe-PhOeNiX-_
2011/01/24 18:37 rlly funny. 
jaQui
2011/01/24 18:39
good j0kes
Someone
2011/01/24 18:42Good jokes Saphire_flames. you win
you win
Mr_sly
2011/01/24 18:45
was there a joke told here?
skillyjay
2011/01/24 20:04
_SUPERBRAT_
2011/01/24 22:04 i read this but i not 4got my name btw nice lolz
Sweetdoct247
2011/01/24 22:10Where u guys @ are u just gonna give 2 jokes and that's it? Now that aint good.
SOTY_BLAST
2011/01/24 22:17Really nice jokes
jaQui
2011/01/24 22:23whats my name 
Mahesh
2011/01/25 02:41Lol very funny i like your topic. 
Sancata
2011/01/25 05:53 Sweetdoct247: I fink Flame's got funnier jokes than spy, d 2nd one from spy aint even funny to me at all, non of them all exactly got me rolling on d floor but u guys have made a good attempt tho, I smiled at least, I give it up to u both so who's Next!....
lol report to either flames or me if u are intrested to cover the next episod...
Sancata
2011/01/25 05:57 jacki: whats my name
jacki u forgot ur name? 
Elfuego
2011/01/25 05:59Spy hu?
SF z funnier
Sancata
2011/01/25 06:05 Elfuego: Spy hu?
SF z funnier
flames is the winner.... just here to make us happy.
Undiscover
2011/01/25 18:14Flames jokes r sensible nd funny....keep it up bro !!!
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