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Hindi jokes (part 1)

Saphire_flames · Jan 22, 2011 04:46 27 87
Saphire_flames OP
Jan 22, 2011 04:46
Teacher: OXFORD matlab kya hai? Student: OX matlab bail, FORD matlab Gaadi. to OXFORD matlab bail gaadi Beggar: 10 rupaiya dedo saab. girlfriend ko phone karni hai. Saab ka girlfriend: dekho, bhikaari bhi apni girlfriend ko kitna pyar karta hai. Beggar: nahi memsaab, use pyar karne ke baad hee main bhikaari ban gayaa Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho? Student: vidya ke khaatir Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho? Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir smiley
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_SUPERBRAT_
Jan 22, 2011 16:48
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AfaQue: Talwaar Bazi K Muqable Me Abhay Ne Bareek Taar K 2 Tukre Kr Diye Shael Ne Us Se Bhi Bareek Taar K Tukre Kr Diye Gul Ne Machar Uraya Talwaar Ghumai Or Machar Urta He Raha… Judge Ne Pucha Machar To Ur Gaya? Gul: Urh To Gya Per Kabhi Baap Nhi Ban payega.. smiley
smiley smiley
_GUL_
Jan 22, 2011 16:52
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Afaaq jab pehele bar KSA? Araha taa! Tu plan pard char Gaya? Plan start h0wa' or Chalene laga' tu afaaq nai airh0st ko whistle marasmiley or boola? Mai pehely sai late hun? Upar sai app byr0ed ja rahe hu? smiley
_GUL_
Jan 22, 2011 16:58
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AfaQue: Talwaar Bazi K Muqable Me Abhay Ne Bareek Taar K 2 Tukre Kr Diye Shael Ne Us Se Bhi Bareek Taar K Tukre Kr Diye Gul Ne Machar Uraya Talwaar Ghumai Or Machar Urta He Raha… Judge Ne Pucha Machar To Ur Gaya? Gul: Urh To Gya Per Kabhi Baap Nhi Ban payega.. smiley
smiley mast taa!
_GUL_
Jan 22, 2011 17:00
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Part 2 ke jar0rat nahy Abhay bhie? Yeah part 1 he kafi hsmiley
Undiscover
Jan 22, 2011 18:59
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Nyc one smiley
samii
Feb 4, 2011 11:26
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smiley Ha ha smiley
_ShAnE_StArK_
Sep 20, 2013 08:09
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wow! smiley