1:The average person will Fart 14 times a day...
2:Farts are indeed flammable so careful if your lighting up!or you'll end up like this -flames2-
3:Here is a list of the top ten farting species
1:Termite..nasty little things farting in billions!
2:Camels..farty stinky beasts
3:Zebras...and it still cant keep lions from bighting their asses!
4:Sheep...ever wondered why your woolen jersey wreaks?
5:Cows....big old fart machines.
6:Elephants,,jumbo asses with jumbo farts
7:Labradors
retriever...worlds fartiest dog.
8:Humans..VEGETARIANS farting 24/7 arent you ashamed? and more than Non vegers too!
9:Humans:Non vegetarians..fart less on average than their VEGETARIAN stinky brothers n Sisters.
10:Gerbils...thats right your little pet gerbil farts n farts n farts.
4:farts can come blazing out your ass at a burning 7mph!
5:Farts are 37c and also the time created before e it races out your butt!
6:You cannot suffocate in a chamber full of your own farts!
7:H2S Hydrogen Sulphide is the compound which makes your farts stink!
8:Stealth farts..Most farts come from swallowed air,largely nitrogen and C02 and are relatively odorless,the bubbles from these farts are large and produce huge sounds.....bacterial fermentation and other digestive processes produce various pungent gases. ..bubbles from these farts tend to be small...smelly and hardly any sound! SILENT BUT DEADLY!
9: A person can still fart after death....corpse farts yuck!
10:Beans do in fact make you fart more...beans beans good for your heart cause they make you FART!
11:Finally nerve endings in your rectum usually can distinguish between a fart and your shxt, however sometimes they get confused when your shxt has more fluid than normal and you end up with a wet fart and a muddy butt! -shxtfan-
He he happy farting!

