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Nice jokes .(silly3)

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Finally it has happened After decades, Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!! Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON'T DRIVE !!!

When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request it means she accepted Your "Friendship" Not Your "Proposal".. When a Girl sends you a Friend Request it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend. When She Tag you it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You 'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts.. When she comments on Your status it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting.. When She Like Your comment it means She like Your Comment not You. ! A

Two men were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one replied, "I came here for blood test" Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ?" First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying & screaming. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied, "I have come for my urine test

Once Santa Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column SEX. He was not sure as to what was to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his application form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again Santa thought for a long time before coming up with an answer PREFERABLY FEMALES

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