Did you know you can fully charge your smartphone's battery by microwaving it for 1 minute? It won't break your phone if you switch it off, don't keep...

Two soldiers were having a chat during their free time. Ist Soldier: Why di you join army? 2nd Soldier: I didn't have a wife and loved war. S...

A Preacher said: If I had all the beer in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river. And the congregation cried, Amen! And if I had all the w...

Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get married? Sonic: Well, I suppose so. Husband: Would you and he sleep in the same bed where we do? S...

wife says to husband see the neighbour when goes to office he kisses his wife why don't u do this! husbind-how can i do this i even know her:D

She holds it with her hand and tries to put it into the hole but it will not penetrate. Then she licks it with her tongue to make it wet and stand fi...

my m0ther is n0t a hEn but why she give births a beautiful chicks like me;-D

A donkey kick santa on his back n run away. Santa chasing him n caught a zebra n kick him n said' sala tracksuit pahenke dhoka de raha tha'...hehe.

Father ask the son" how do u control ur anger wen i shout at you" Son replied- " i clean the toilet" Father- How does dat controlingl ur anger? So...

Mr John once hurt his arm when playing tennis. His friend told him of this new machine at Barnet General Hospital that could diagnose any problem i...

boy:r u an engineer? grl:Why? boy:coz i wanna marry u engi near future.. :)*laugh*

A pharmacist walks into his shop and sees a man leaning against the wall. "What's wrong with him?" He asks his assistant. "He came in 4 cough syrup...

In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www. 2wapworld.com"!*roses*

That awsome moment, when you carry someone's baby & they refuse to go back to their parent hand just because they like u

1.love 2.hug 3.need 4.kiss 5.wanna talk 6. Wanna marry 7.hate 8.wanna slap 9.am incomplete withou u 10. Non of the above

It happened in a hospital dat an ICU patients died in the same bed every sunday at 11am. Doctors thot dat its something super natural. Worldwide exper...

chinese couple living in africa gave birth to a black baby in anger the husband ask the wife ''why is the baby black?'' the wife reply ''u noe in afri...

Last year in France, Jacque went to his local priest and confessed: "Forgive me, Father, for I've sinned. During the Second World War, I hid a J...

Mom- why r u crying? Son-bcos teacher beat me. Mom-why? Son- cos i called her hen mom- why u called her like dat!? Son- cos she always give an eg...

Girl: I need Google in my brain and antivirus in my heart.. . . . . . Boy: U sud add 1 more thing.. . . . . Girl : What?? . . . . Boy:...