Akpors interview PART I OFFICER:- what is your name? AKPORS:- M.P sir OFFICER:- Tell me properly! AKPORS:- Michael Phiri sir OFFICER:- …
A mechanic was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki when a lady came and asked him, "Are u relaxing?" otokiti replied; "No, I am Otokiti". A man…
One day a boy asked her mum that,some of his friends insulted him that your mum vigina and your penis,he dont understand so he asked his mum but he re…
3 men took their wives to hospital for delivery. Shortly a nurse came out and ask "who is JOSEPH that works with three crowns milk company?" d man sto…
Selena:Remove my tshirt. Justin: (Does it) Selena:Remove my Skirt Justin:(Does it) Justin: Now what? . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sele…
New Tongue Twister... Try This :- "Alpha Q" Go near a Lady and say it Loud & Fast 5 times continuously..! ! And Win Exciting Prizes On The Spot…
Sign board on a babbers shop. we need ur heads to run our bussiness.
Phone rings... Girl: hello Guy: my love hw're you doing Girl: am fine Guy: will you come my house this weekend? Girl: hmm... No i c…
Police: Where do you live? Akpors: With my parents Police: Where does your parents live? Akpors: With me Police: Where do you all live? …
An EGYPTIAN girl asked saahir. What can u do for me? Saahir replied, come behind the PYRAMID. I will make u MUMMY. -haha-
If you are in mood, and your partner, girlfriend/boyfriend or wife/husband is not in mood. . . . . . . . . . . . . Dont disturb him/her, …
5 Doctors and 5 Engineers are travelling by rail from Pune to Mumbai. They gather at Pune Railway Station. Both groups desperately try to prove th…
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same th…
kpos was walkin in a bush and suddenly saw a lion in front of him. He knelt down, prayin to GOD to deliver him. wen he opened his eyes, he saw t…
Really Funny meanings... CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other! MARRIAGE: It's an agree…
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience...