4 boys on bike.. Police:- triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.....?? Boys shocked... . . . look behind.. . . and says:- Abey sala 5w...

Sir-pappu, define Energy? Pappu- sir poora nahi ata ,last ka toda yaad hai.? Sir- thik hai jitna ata hai utna hee batao... Pappu- ....and thi...

Pappu Or uske 2 dosto ne daru pee k taxi roki.. Taxi driver ne gadi start ki aur fir wahi par band kar di Aur bola -: Lo saab pahuch gaye ... ...

Girl : Agar mauka mila to tum mujhse shadi karoge..?? .. .. .. .. . . . .. .. Boy : Agar mauka mil gaya to phir shadi karne ki kya zaroora...

Unki chaht me dil mazbur ho gaya ..Bewafi karna unka dastur ho gaya ,.., Kasoor unka nahin mera tha .... ,Humne unko chaha hi itna ki ..... Unko shay...

Jab teri maa ne tujhe janam dia Kitna tu Majboor tha, Yeh Jahan teri Sonch Se Bhi Dour tha. Haath Paaon Bhi tab tere Apney Na thay teri Ankhon Mai...

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kha rahe the, Namak kam laga. 1 bola Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega. Sab baithe rahe. Na koi bola, na khaya, 3...

Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi Kal Sard Hawa Ka Raqs Bhi Tha Kal Phool Bhi Nikhray Nikhray Thay Kal Un Pe Aap Ka Aks Bhi Tha Kal Badal Kalay Gehra...

I want new phone. Me socha rahi ke gelaxy y lu. So what u say aduot galexy y?

if God is within all of us, then why do we fight..?

prakrati ki den hu me rab ki hu ek kalaa abhi bani bi nahi poori me bagwan ko muje poora banaane to de, maa mujhe iss duniya me aane to de. nahi b...

Tatay na Mayabang Ako'y tunay na natutuwa sa aking panganay na lalaki. Nagtapos ng Business Administration sa UP at mayroong MBA galing sa Harvard...

Paros ki ek larki pe dil jo mera aaya, Doston ne patane ka aisa upaye bataya.. Dost bole Sau dukho ka ek sukh hai, Usse dhundne k liye koi f...

: Naa jaaney is zid ka nateeja kya h0ga., sweeT , Samjhta dil bhi nhi, W0 bhi nhi, Main bhi nhi,???

Dard Ke Saye Me Bhi Dil Bahlane Laga Mere Ansuo Ka Rang Bhi Badalne Laga Itne Karib Aakar Usne Jakham Diye Mujhe Sanse Chalti Rahi Par Dam Nika...

Bacha Maa se- Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai ??? . Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai...!! . 2nd day bacha school...

Pehly Hum Achy Thy, Ab Kesy Bury Ho Gaye, Tum Khud To Badly Ho, Byaan To Na Badlo,

Ye story ek aisi ladki ki hai jo Pyaar or Majbooriyon me fssss kr ek faislaa leti hai av dekhna ye hai k ye koi faisla leti hai ya fir koi bewkoofi...

Get ten points from me by asking reasonable questions that need useless answers:-P bye;-D

"Tune shuru kiya tha!" A swt line 4 a frnd wen mam scolded.. 'maza aaya?' A swt line wen ur crush is absnt.. 'Yaar pata nai aj achha nai lag raha'...