Yaado ko mitne me kuch der to lagti hai ........... Aankho ko sulane mein kuch der to lagti hai.............. Kisi ke "Aaksh" ko mitana itna aasan na...

Ek baar ek sardar ko Raja k mahal me raat ko sainiko ne pkd liya. Agle din Raja k drbaar me use pesh kiya gya. Raja-etni raat ko tum mahal me kya krn...

''Papa mai kese paida hua?'' ''Beta mai aur teri mom pahli bar YAHOO CHAT ROOM me mile the.fir humne ek CYBER CAFE me mulakaat ki thi. teri mom k SOF...

Teacher-sunsaan jageho pr bachho ke sath haadse ho jate hai. ISKA PASSIVE VOICE btao? Pappu-sunsaan jageho pr hone wale haadso se bachhe ho jate hai.

Teacher-wo kya he jo cow k paas 4 aur mere paas 2 hai? Pappu-g mam legs. T-wo kya he jo aapki pant me he pr mere peticot me nhi he? P-g jeb.(pocke...

ek aadmi apne bete k liye ek ROBOT laya jo jhoot bolne pr thhappad mata tha. Beta -''papa aaj mai school nhi jaunga.mere pet me drd he.' (SATAAK rob...

Kapil Sharma-aapki fevrite film kon si he? Laloo yadav-Sholey. Kapil-kitni bar dekhi aapne? Laloo- 24-25 bar dekhi he abhi tk. Kapil-mene to ek ba...

Awesome line: आगे सफर था और पीछे हमसफर था.. रूकते तो सफर छूट जाता औ...

What is a similarity in girl and audio cassatte? -- Both can be played from both sides..!!

ami ki silam? Ki holam? Kn holam?

College canteen dada:- 1 student a sardar. 2.student is a bihari 1. Hey junior chal uth yeh chair mehri hai. 2. Pad yeh toh lakdi ki hai. (long...

in a marriage function girls wre posing for photographs..the conversation between them nd a male potographer .... Girl 1) take mine alone Girl 2) no...

college k fee counter pr fee pay krne k liye students ki line lgi thi. fee clerk se ek ldki bolti he- ''Sir, pehle meri le lo pls mera period start h...

according to latest survey in INDIA there are 960 girls on 1000 boys. . . . . these remaining fourty boys r those who became either ''Modi'' or '...

kash ki meri taqudeer b hoti, teri julfon ki terah.. jab jab bikharti, sanwaar diya krte hum....

एक बेटा अपने वृद्ध पिता को रात्रि भोज के लिए एक अच्छे रेस्...

Today's currency exchange rates: 1 dollar = 765 gm Onion 1 Euro. = 1.15 kg Onion 1 Pound. = 1.20 kg Onion 1 Yen. = 8 grams Onion ...

Jab Jutey khubsurat show rooms mein bikney lagen.. Aur kitabein footpath par.. Toh samajh lena Jald hi sar par jutey padney wale hain.

Gullu Bhai ne 15 rupiye liye, Apni biwi Ruksana ke sar pe se sadqa utara aur us mein 85 rupiye daal ke 100 ka relience phone recharge karaya. Ruk...

Indrani Mukherji behind d bar as she was found criminal in her daughter's murder in 2012. She marrid thrice/four times with different prsons. Sheena ...