Thnx all for posting and continue ur post frndz:-)

Boy- Mujhse love krogi?
Grl-Mere parents allow nhi krte
Boy-Ha jaise ki mere baap ne toh muje"Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bna Rakha h".

ramlila k hnuman hogia frar,badlme fit kia ekSRDAR,jo tha bhathi kamal,pedse kudke bola,JOBOLE SONIHAL,sitamiyaSSRIAKAL

hahaha mast joke hai:D

tchrne STDNTse bola,dunia gol hai. stdnt:sir,aap khete hai to man lete hai,lakin 2WAPWORLD khete hai DUNIA "LOL"hai-lol-

Ek ladki party me ek ladke se-
kya aap mere face se ek cheez hata sakte ho.

Ladka khush hokar bolo kya??

Ladki- apni kutte jaisi nazar.!

where can i get a FAIRLY USED CHICKEN 4 xmas

A rasta man was lyin naked on a stone,relaxin when a lightening flashed. He jumped 2 his and said, "thank u jah far taking out me picture.

A pastor n a church sister was havin sex under a tree bt they didnt know a rasta man was up in d tree. When they were finish d church sis ask, "supose i get pregnant who would take care of d babe?" the pastor said, "jus leave it to d one up above." the rasta man just jump down and said, "NOT A FORK!"

U guys got many to tell,i cnt stop ( mania)

A sardar was wdrawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, Ha! Ha! Haaa! I-ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258.

Newton ki grl frnd :Aj mai kaisi lag rahi hu?

Newton:-Tan c/Sin c

GF:-What?

Newton:-
Tan c/Sinc
=Sin c/Cos c/Sin c
=1/Cos c
=Sec c


GF:- WOW:-)

aaj mai kaisi lag rahu means hw m i looking today:D

I m the only people in the world who listen to music with opposite earphones!!-lol- its not tru!!!

-exactly-

-goodpost- ''''