Tell abt nature of the prsn who has commented before you...... :-)
Lets start from me...plz dnt mind..itz jst fun...
1 In united states
prestend to be criminal,the criminal will feel free then u arrest
2 In arab emirates
kidnap the criminals wife he will surrender...
D͟o͟ ͟n͟o͟t͟ ͟b͟e͟ ͟s͟c͟a͟r͟e͟d͟ ͟o͟f͟ ͟e͟a͟r͟t͟h͟q͟u͟a͟k͟e͟ 😜
ÍŸIÍŸtÍŸ ÍŸiÍŸsÍŸ ÍŸjÍŸuÍŸsÍŸtÍŸ ÍŸfÍŸeÍŸaÍŸrÍŸ ÍŸo...
girl: dont u ever smile?
boy: yes,I do...y u asked?
girl: thr r no smiling photos of urs in fb..
boy: then let me ask u a question
girl: yeh sure
...
Wife: I Had To Marry U To
Find Out How Stupid U Are..
Husband: U Should Have Known It
The Minute I Asked U To Marry Me...
Facebook par kya achchi khasi chatting hoti thi usse
Sona, Mona, Babu or na jane kitne namo se bulati thi wo muje fir ek bar usne raat ko
chalo ...
When your family understands you as a friend & your friends support you as your family.
:-)
3 drunk guys enterd a taxi. The taxi driver knew
that they were drunk so he started the engine &
turned it off again. Then said, "We have reached
y...
I asked my cuty manal as why she is here and whats her plans for 2wap in future?
And she replied-gap-
"i want to kidnap Gum and Smarty ,and tie bo...
Make pairs here of female and male members. But only as true friends. Keep respect, no humiliation, no redicule, no insulting words.
Note: It is just...
People visit a wise man complaining about the same problems over and over again. One day, he decided to tell them a joke and they all roared with laug...
Little Johnny comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
Not yet said little Johnny. His mother ...
Girl : Hi
Me : Hi
Girl : From where you and ur age.
Me : Read my prfl
Girl : What do u do?
Me : Nothing.
Girl : I mean for livelihoods?
Me : No...
Einstien and an indian guy sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Enstien: Let's play a game.
I'll ask you a question, if you don't answer,...
Apple company is Rs.70,000 / - loss ..
Because my family refuses to take the I Phone 7 :)
what about you ???