Always say the truth A woman walks into a grocery shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you still have chicken?" The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only chicken left and puts it on the weighing scale. It weighs 1.5 kg. The woman looks at the chicken and at the scale and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one?" The butcher puts the chicken back into the fridge and then takes it out again, but this time when he puts it on the scale he craftily keeps his thumb on the scale pan. The scale now shows 2 kg. "That's wonderful," says the woman. "I'll take both of them, please!" The Butcher is still in the storeroom looking for the second one till this moment