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krack
2018/06/15 23:08
Boyfriend: What is your favorite music group? Girlfriend: I love U2! Boyfriend: I love you too, but what is your favorite music group?
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krack
2018/06/15 23:11
Reporter to Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4??  Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12 And What is 4×3 ???  Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21! 
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krack
2018/06/15 23:11
Alia reading newspaper..  News: “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”  Alia comments:Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping!!!
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krack
2018/06/15 23:13
Rajnikant vs Alia.  Question to both in a competition.  What is half of 8?  Rajni: 4  Alia: Depend करता है… अगर horizontally half करो तो ”0” और vertically करो तो ”3”   Rajnikant still unconcious…!!! 
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krack
2018/06/15 23:18
Teacher Yonomy se :- Dahi ka english Bataao....? Yonomy :- Milk Sleeping In The Night, And Savere Savere Tight...! smiley
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krack
2018/06/15 23:19
smiley
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heartkiller
2018/06/15 23:33
Hahaha
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krack
2018/06/15 23:35
heartkiller: Hahaha
Likes to Bante hain Boss smiley
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krack
2018/06/15 23:56
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.  Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??  Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..  Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??  Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.  😎😎😎±++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 
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krack
2018/06/15 23:57
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.  Was the necklace FAKE?  Nooooo! That was the deal  ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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krack
2018/06/15 23:58
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."  Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.  Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook. 
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jaQui
2018/06/16 01:04
Nice jokes smiley
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krack
2018/06/16 01:05
jaQui: Nice jokes smiley
Thanks
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zugzwang
2019/10/06 11:38
haha haha very good jokes.
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krack
2019/10/06 12:59
zugzwang: haha haha very good jokes.
Thank You smiley
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...ROCKY...
2021/03/15 23:20
Nice bro smiley 😊😊
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KingFISHER
2021/07/26 01:47
krack: Rajnikant vs Alia.  Question to both in a competition.  What is half of 8?  Rajni: 4  Alia: Depend करता है… अगर horizontally half करो तो ”0” और vertically करो तो ”3”   Rajnikant still unconcious…!!! 
Bravo its a great one
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KingFISHER
2021/07/26 01:49
krack: Reporter to Alia, Can U tell what is 3×4??  Alia : It’s easy, Answer is 12 And What is 4×3 ???  Alia : Very simple.. It’s 21! 
What a talented calculation my god. Thumbs up!
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