... A police officer stops a driver driving at a speeding speed, and instructs him to go into the car with him. "but Officer ... "the driver tries to explain. "I do not want to hear!" The policeman chides. "You drove dangerously and you come with me to jail!" "But I can explain ...", trying to speak. "Do not answer me!" The policeman yells. "Explain what you want to the station commander!" "But I just wanted to say that ..." the driver tries. "Shut up!" The policeman orders, and takes the driver to the cell. A few hours later, the driver is waiting in the cell. The policeman comes to visit him and says with a smile: "There You're lucky to catch the station commander on a good day. He is now at his daughter's wedding, and surely Will return in an excellent mood. " "Do not be so sure," replies the driver, "I am the groom" ........