*Wedding speech of a girl to her in-laws:* _*"My dear New Family, I thank u 4 welcoming me in this new house,*_ _*First of all, I must tell you that my presence here should not change your Life Routine.*_ _*Those who used to wash clothes must keep on doing it,*_ _*Those who Cooked must keep Cooking,*_ _*Those who Clean must keep Cleaning,*_ _*I'll not disturb anybody's routine*_ _*So far as I'm*_ _*concerned, I'm here only to*_ _*eat BUN,*_ _*have FUN &*_ _*control your SON.*_ *Any questions?* *The Modern Bride!*