Last night God came into my dream and told me the following. Religion wasn't meant to be a system for us to tell right from wrong. It's a system for god to tell right people from wrong. The assholes from good people. That's why god allows multiple religions to exist. God created all these religions. All these religions collectively are part of god's human evaluation system, and the real test isn't to see how people behave within their own religion as we are lead to believe, but to see how they interact with those of other religions. Any takers? Let's start a new religion! I'll expand on this theory later and somehow bring hookers and drugs into the picture. You can join the movement by donating 50 percent of your life's savings to the church of the One True Religion. (we're looking for a more fancy name)