ONE TRUE RELIGION
outlaw 2015/01/28 14:42
outlaw 2015/01/28 14:42
Last night God came into my dream and told me the following.
Religion wasn't meant to be a system for us to tell right from wrong. It's a system for god to tell right people from wrong. The assholes from good people. That's why god allows multiple religions to exist. God created all these religions. All these religions collectively are part of god's human evaluation system, and the real test isn't to see how people behave within their own religion as we are lead to believe, but to see how they interact with those of other religions.
Any takers? Let's start a new religion! I'll expand on this theory later and somehow bring hookers and drugs into the picture. You can join the movement by donating 50 percent of your life's savings to the church of the One True Religion. (we're looking for a more fancy name)
Religion wasn't meant to be a system for us to tell right from wrong. It's a system for god to tell right people from wrong. The assholes from good people. That's why god allows multiple religions to exist. God created all these religions. All these religions collectively are part of god's human evaluation system, and the real test isn't to see how people behave within their own religion as we are lead to believe, but to see how they interact with those of other religions.
Any takers? Let's start a new religion! I'll expand on this theory later and somehow bring hookers and drugs into the picture. You can join the movement by donating 50 percent of your life's savings to the church of the One True Religion. (we're looking for a more fancy name)
Dr.SusuSwamy 2015/01/28 20:35
My secret sources have confirmed this man Aman has roots to virat ancestory. Although he wants to start a new religion we expect he will later do a Ghar-wapasi in grand style in the presence of Bhagwat ji, Modi ji ad Me ji.
My secret sources have confirmed this man Aman has roots to virat ancestory. Although he wants to start a new religion we expect he will later do a Ghar-wapasi in grand style in the presence of Bhagwat ji, Modi ji ad Me ji.
Dr.SusuSwamy 2015/01/29 08:00
outlaw: You sure you can fit me in? If Bharat has to become a hindu rashtra by 2021, your calendar is going to be full.
My astrologers are away on mangalyan tour(mars), I will come back to you as soon as they come back to me.
paparazi 2016/04/18 13:47
Something tells me u re making this up,but i once heard of bringing all religion together as one single piece 'cos they are all part of a puzzle.But my bible haven't notify me yet.So until then lies until it is proven.
Something tells me u re making this up,but i once heard of bringing all religion together as one single piece 'cos they are all part of a puzzle.But my bible haven't notify me yet.So until then lies until it is proven.
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