Today is Donald Duck's birthday .... So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know. Just like I did by sending this sms to you... Roses r red violets r blue. Monkeys like u should kept in a zoo Don't get angry because u will find me there too. Not in a cage but laughing at you Dear customer, U r not using ur SmS service properly.Ur sim will be deactivated soon.To avoid this,urgently reply with a cute SmS to the sender. Sndr's watng? 3 monkeys escaped from zoo! Ist watching T.V. 2nd plays soccer n 3rd is... Not u yaar ! 3rd is eating banana.y u r always think u r a monkey I'd love to take u out 4 dinner, make u sit beside the candle light, shower u with roses and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear "PAY THE BILL Once Upon a Time, Something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you. Love is like a cloud... love is like a dream... love is 1 word and everything in between... love is a fairytale come true... Coz I found love when I found U. Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you? Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! We will now upgrade your brain, please wait.... Searching.... searching... still searching.... sorry, NO BRAIN found...! Roses r red, violets r blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are u. But the roses r wilting, the violets r dead, The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head! This sms can only be read by someone SMART, try again, again, maybe you are.. just not smart?? one more time. hey don't force it ugly!!! Last night I wanted to send you a msg, But all I could write was, “noh ss!w !”. It didn’t make mush sense Until I read it upside down... I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. Who said English is easy??? Fill in the blanks with YES or NO. 1.______I don’t have Brain.… 2.______I don’t have Sense.… 3.______I am Stupid.... A physiological study has proved that all the fools, donkeys, monkeys used their thumbs to read the messages Don’t change your finger know its too late. How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ………………………………… How to keep an idiot entertained *press up* FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forget but how U forgive, Not how U listen but how U Understand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!! WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW.. Its Sweeter when its TRUE But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U. Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. How do you keep an idiot in suspense............?? Tell you later........ Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now... Sorry I am leaving now, I can't find a brain