Akpos stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." Akpos left. A few days later, Akpos again stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." Akpos left. A week later, Akpos still stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." Akpos left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back". A little while later, The friend returned to the shop. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?" The friend looked up, with laughter and said, "To your wife at home." One word for Akpos.