TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES Mary: Hello Love! Sarah: Hello babes-how are you today? Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed you a lot. Sarah: And me too Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you a visit this afternoon. Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have you. I will be expecting you sweet. *AFTER DROPPING THE CALL Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again. Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks I will buy her drinks with my money again, she must be joking. TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS John: Bastard how far? Francis: Mad man I dey? How your drunkard father? John: My Papa dey! YoUr ashewo mama nko? Francis: You are a fool. How far, yoU dey house? I dey come charge phone. John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we drink beer at................ Francis: Idiot like yoU. Later now! *AFTER DROPPING THE CALL* John: That Francis can be funny at times but always great companion anytime. Francis: John is just a reliable friend. LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude but they will always have each other's back. TRUE or FALSE??