My kinda husband!
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Kumz
Apr 6, 2013 01:45
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, its me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "Im at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. Its only *2,000; is it OK if I buy it?" MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked." MAN: "How much?" WOMAN: "*90,000." MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing I was just talking to Janie and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. Theyre asking *980,000 for it." MAN:"Well, then go ahead and makean offer of *900,000. Theyll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if its what you really want." WOMAN: "OK. Ill see you later! I love you so much!" MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men inthe locker room are staring at him inastonishment, mouths wide open.
Kumz
Apr 6, 2013 01:46
He turns and asks, "Anyone know whos phone this is?" hehe! Oops!
The_Torpid
Apr 6, 2013 03:42
smiley Nice Mistake!!
latrine
Apr 6, 2013 09:35
Good titlesmiley
KingFISHER
Apr 6, 2013 09:36
Money doesnt matter when it is Wrong number.....
jaQui
Apr 6, 2013 09:59
Omg! Poor man is gona crack when he get his bank statement..smiley
SAGITTARIUS
Apr 6, 2013 10:47
Sure,next morning one of them would be in hospital.smiley
_shirish_
Apr 8, 2013 08:58
wakakakaka
Hareesh
Apr 24, 2013 04:28
Money smiley .
S-ALI.RAZA
Feb 1, 2014 21:45
90,000 smiley
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