The String
adamjr 2012/06/06 23:01
Their was a string when to a bar. The bartender said, "Your kind is not welcomed here! You gotta leave!" So the string left. The string was not happy. A wise man confronted the string and said, "What the sad face for." The string told him, "I'm alway not wanted. They always make fun of me the way I am cause I'm a string." The wise man said to the string, "Go home and curl your string and dress up real nice and go back to the bar." So the string took the wise mans advise and went home and curled his string and dress up real nice. The string went to back to the bar and the bartender said, "Your new in theis parts! Here's a beer!" The bartender took another look at the string and said, "Aren't you the string that I kicked out before?" The string said, "No I'm knot."
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