GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

pSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

pSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl

GIRL: ......Yes!

pSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.

pSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top

GIRL:Yes! PSYCHIATRIST/b]Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.

pSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes.

GIRL:Yes!

pSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he had sex with me!

pSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl

GIRL:.Yes!

pSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.

pSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!