jokes
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2 dost safr pe ja rhe the.Raste me raat hogai wo TENT lga k so gye.
RAAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli usne dusre ko jaga k kaha Asman ki tarf dekh k bta tuje kya nazar aa rha he?
2nd dost: Boht saare sitaare
1st:isse kya pata chalta he?
2nd:Asman khubsurat h.
1st:abe ULLU K PATTHE,Tent chori hogaya....
A child phone to his Math teacher.
Teacher's wife: How many times I told you, your teacher is no more, then why you phone daily???
Child: It sounds cool !
Banta thought LOL meant.?? Lots of Love.!!
So., He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND- You are the only girl in my life..LOL..
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks. Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs. 
this sounds cool
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.
She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
yasmine: A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.
The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"
Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
hahaha
