3 pastors
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mbell
Dec 10, 2011 10:26
Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busy Sunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no one preaches to them. Sitting by the river with little response from the hooks, one pastor thought of sharing his heart with others. He said: guys its rare to get such an opportunity to be among ourselves like this. It would be good if we look into our lives and help each other with our weaknesses. They all agreed to this. This pastor said: Gentlemen I need help! The people in my church give a lot of money every week. I started taking little by little but now I take a big chunk. I cant stop stealing from the church please pray for me. The day they will find out I will be fired! The other pastor said: brothers your sins are better than mine! I have slept with every woman in the church including married women. As I preach my eyes hover over the congregation looking for the next prey. If this is discovered people will not fire me, they will kill me! The last pastors feet were shaking as they were talking. They thought he had a big story to tell. He stood up and said: My brothers my problem is gossip, there is nothing I hear that I dont tell everyone! In fact I cant sit anymore. I have to share this with the congregation! I will be back
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EpIcInCoGnItO
Dec 10, 2011 10:32
smiley I enjoyed this onesmiley someone save the other two.
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LoneLy_heArt
Dec 10, 2011 11:54
smiley smiley smiley
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Ginamarie
Dec 10, 2011 11:58
smiley run like the wind & hide! smiley
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HEIZAR
Dec 10, 2011 13:07
Made me laugh nice one.
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ACIDized
Dec 10, 2011 14:05
jajajajaja smiley
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Okikiola
Dec 11, 2011 07:19
Great Joke
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jaQui
Dec 11, 2011 08:21
0mg have mercysmiley
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Saintless
Dec 11, 2011 09:04
smiley That is way too bad...
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Yungboss
Dec 11, 2011 09:06
smiley realy funny, the two pastor wil hav to kidnapp the 3rd pastor to stay alive
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manjsrecord
Dec 11, 2011 10:39
smiley This is nothing but the crown joke 4 the weeksmiley
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Mamalee
Dec 11, 2011 17:58
Nyce crack!
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MFLOW
Dec 11, 2011 20:21
Nice jok
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redbLue
Dec 12, 2011 00:31
who ever laugh with this joke?
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GodGrace07
Dec 12, 2011 18:44
Is funny it makes me laugh ah ah ah aaa aa a
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mbell
Dec 12, 2011 23:47
manjsrecord: smiley This is nothing but the crown joke 4 the weeksmiley
aww thnkz smiley
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_h3AvEn_KiNG_
Dec 13, 2011 11:58
Lol smiley
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redbLue
Dec 17, 2011 02:27
smiley
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mbell
Dec 18, 2011 07:32
lol
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Sweetdoct247
Dec 19, 2011 17:08
ROTFLMAO, those other 2 pastors don enter am be that o LMHO
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streptococci
Dec 20, 2011 17:29
Lolya nne
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