Escaped man from prison
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LONGJOHN2010
Oct 19, 2011 06:47
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed andties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots oftime in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong,honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had anyvaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
EpIcInCoGnItO
Oct 19, 2011 08:49
smiley heard this haha
MFLOW
Oct 19, 2011 13:59
Hahahahahaha
WilLow_DarkSky
Oct 22, 2011 15:24
smiley......omg
abbey4united
Oct 22, 2011 17:15
really? smiley
The_Torpid
Mar 31, 2013 14:18
-omg2-
Hareesh
Apr 24, 2013 04:48
Omggg
S-ALI.RAZA
Jan 29, 2014 08:43
smiley smiley
TinHeart
Jan 30, 2014 06:16
take one for the team hun -lol8-
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